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lyrics:
[Verse: Helen and Alicia]
Ooh, Caroline, oh
Keep my name out
Of your thin mouth
What did Caroline do, Helen?
[Verse: Helen]
She stole my broccoli
Casserole recipe
Eight years ago
And claimed it wa hers (She claimed it was hers)
[Chorus: Doris]
No, you’re not talkin’ aboit my bfriend, Carolin, no
She a Chrietsn lady (Chrietsn lady)
[Outro: Helen]
She’s a rotten (Rotten)
Recipe stealin’ bitch
Doris
No, oh, careful who your friends are
***
special thsnks to Mateus Campello da Silva for the Portuguese (Brazil) translation!

45 Comments
Snoop cat
chrietsn lady omfg
this is giving Sleep Token
I can't believe I still know the lyrics π π
Wait so someone named Caroline stole your broccoli 8 years ago and now youβre making a fuss?
Whyβs this actually fire though
Masterpiece
Why did it kinda go hard
HOW IS THIS SO GOOD???
I canβt fucking breathe πππππππ the bitch was so outta pocket ππ
"She's. A rotten.
Recipe
Stealin.
Bitch ,
Doris."
WENT CRAZY
What's this genre it sounds so good
I am still digging this in 2024
I would unironically listen to this if it was on Spotify
You are amazing
I never noticed the rollers weren't even rolled up just stuck onππ
WHEEZE
There's never a shortage of entertainment on headpage. π€£
xd. so talented!
White snoop dogg is fire ngl
I miss these ππβ€οΈ
βShe stole my bro-co-li, ca-ser-ole recipeβ
Thatβs will be in my head for another 2 years.
Yo, it feels like itβs been years(oh) since I saw this, remembered your name when I saw it the other day.
This one is still a banger!!
bro this makes the drama more dramatic I love it
Aboyeeet
This guy looks like white snoopdogg
I'd love a more serious version of this song. The flow of it is GORGEOUS… also don't get me wrong this version is great too, but that Caaaaaroline at the start would lead a dark/gothic song beautifully.
The end hits β Careful who your friends areβ
Itβs funny and goes so hard at the same time. Mad bad omens vibes π₯
This is so fire π₯
this short is a core memory
Nothing I don't love about this β‘
Add to stupid people cynical list
The ooo Caroline actually slapped I need a full song
Better call attorney general π
Static electricity was a paid actor.
Why is this good-
When he sings she stole my broccoli
And bobbed to the beat
Got me π€£π
Doris pulled the "She's a Chriestn Lady" card, forcing Helen to flip the card table after she throws down the "Shes. A rotten recipe stealin. Bitch , Doris." card.
Simply one of the best internet videos ever created. Every second, every note, every frame, is captivating perfection.
Why is so accurate πππ
I will never let this die. If I have to listen to it constantly to keep in the algorithm, gotta do what I gotta do
This was so good π€£
not my name being helen…lol slay other helen