Looks good but did you cut the sausage with your eyes closed?
CurlSagan
I love the macro shots of the sausage. People on this sub need to post more macro shots. Let me see the texture, the grease, and the spices. That way, I can more easily imagine eating it.
TheLowlyPheasant
Looks artisanal and rustic, which is fancy talk for sloppy and weird. Also looks delicious, nice job
priceprince
Is this a slim Jim pizza?
meatlifter
Sautéed wine corks?
adammat57
We all started somewhere
WootyMcWoot
If I ordered a sausage pizza and got this I’d send it back, why isn’t this sub just merged with stupld food already
jdolbeer
The amount of grease on this pizza and around the whole thing is unsettling
fakulty
The easiest part is putting on nice toppings and seasonings yet you fucked it all up.
Safetosay333
Do it without the sausage next time
Sequoia301
Nice pizza with that sausage
Fargo_ND
Looks like shit
LouSpeaksTheTruth
Did the cap fly off the oregano?
HaroldBaws
My man was cutting the sausage and said “Fuck it.” about halfway through.
Tadpolethesnowman
Looks amazing!!! Are you in prison?
glasser999
Looks terrible.
It’s almost impressive to make pizza look this unappealing.
Winter_Benefit_1283
What the hell! It doesn’t look appetizing to me.
TheCheat-
Oof. Mama this is trash…
reidybobeidy89
Looks like the contents of a litter box
aksid
Looks fucking awful… ngl
lazypopcornn
Sir that’s a hot dog.
KingFlutie22
This person really took these photos, said yeah that looks good and posted them online
uursaminorr
straight to jail
ifan2218
What the fuck
cletieus1
Those are some Ricky from tpb size pepperoni bites
RyanM90
🤨
typehyDro
wtf are those giant rolls pepperoni? Seems a bit much
VTCrusader
These comments hahaha 
JosephusMillerTime
There’s real “more is more” vibes here.
Cautious-Ad6727
I don’t know what you’re doing with that meat, but it does not look right
Pho-Soup
I upvoted this post in the hopes that others will stumble upon the amazing comments here.
The pizza looks like shit.
SolipsisticEgoKing
You made the Bob’s Burgers “hot dog and blow dried crust” pizza actually happen! You friggin madlab!
xsmellmybikeseatx
Who hurt you
xBushx
“Pizza”
JonnyElbows
Is that Linguiça, really thick pepperoni or Italian sausage?
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Looks good but did you cut the sausage with your eyes closed?
I love the macro shots of the sausage. People on this sub need to post more macro shots. Let me see the texture, the grease, and the spices. That way, I can more easily imagine eating it.
Looks artisanal and rustic, which is fancy talk for sloppy and weird. Also looks delicious, nice job
Is this a slim Jim pizza?
Sautéed wine corks?
We all started somewhere
If I ordered a sausage pizza and got this I’d send it back, why isn’t this sub just merged with stupld food already
The amount of grease on this pizza and around the whole thing is unsettling
The easiest part is putting on nice toppings and seasonings yet you fucked it all up.
Do it without the sausage next time
Nice pizza with that sausage
Looks like shit
Did the cap fly off the oregano?
My man was cutting the sausage and said “Fuck it.” about halfway through.
Looks amazing!!! Are you in prison?
Looks terrible.
It’s almost impressive to make pizza look this unappealing.
What the hell! It doesn’t look appetizing to me.
Oof. Mama this is trash…
Looks like the contents of a litter box
Looks fucking awful… ngl
Sir that’s a hot dog.
This person really took these photos, said yeah that looks good and posted them online
straight to jail
What the fuck
Those are some Ricky from tpb size pepperoni bites
🤨
wtf are those giant rolls pepperoni? Seems a bit much
These comments hahaha 
There’s real “more is more” vibes here.
I don’t know what you’re doing with that meat, but it does not look right
I upvoted this post in the hopes that others will stumble upon the amazing comments here.
The pizza looks like shit.
You made the Bob’s Burgers “hot dog and blow dried crust” pizza actually happen! You friggin madlab!
Who hurt you
“Pizza”
Is that Linguiça, really thick pepperoni or Italian sausage?
wtf am I looking at?