Tonight’s slightly unappetizing dinner by a single woman who can’t cook a lot of things

Step 1- slice kielbasa and throw in the oven at 400 for 20 minutes. Burn the shit out of it in attempt to brown on the stovetop afterwards.

Step 2- Sauté the baby spinach until wilted. Add crushed garlic cloves if you’re like me and too lazy to mince, half a lemon squeezed juice, salt and peppa. Overcook the shit out of it if you want it to taste less good.

Step 3- Slice cherry tomatoes the long way and add a couple cloves of minced garlic, chopped basil, 1/4 chopped red onion, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, salt and peppa. Let sit in the fridge for best taste.

Step 4- Dice avocado

Step 5- pull a couple pickles out of the jar. Shoot a pickle-back if you’re feeling frisky.

Put it all on a plate and eat up.