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Rate my pizza dog


Rate my pizza dog

by Outrageous-Form1740

20 Comments

  1. gigglegenius

    Freshness: 8/10 the food looks freshly made

    Calories: 10/10 it will fill you up for dancing through the night

    Taste: careful 7/10. there are no weird ingredients on it

    Sausage: 2/10. like what you get on an airplane

  2. Burgundy_Starfish

    7/10. You need the bun and all the fixings in there too to get it to a 10.

  4. ScabieBaby

    Dump that bag of Smartfood on it and it’s an instant 10.

  6. Choice_Blackberry_61

    rating: 25 to life with no chance of parole.

  7. Prof_LaGuerre

    If that hot sauce is on it, 8/10 would try. If not, maybe 4/10 would still try.

  8. shartnado3

    “What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your glizza”

  10. blacklindsey

    I just joined r/stonerfood and I thought that’s where this post was from at first lol

  11. fmedium

    Really gross. 2 amazing foods that should not be integrated.

  12. fmedium

    Nah. I never tried chocolate covered ants either.

  14. Direct_Jump3960

    The thing that always gets me is how often I see paper plates here.

  16. Zappagrrl02

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    Thanks Meat Cat!

  17. itookapillinibiza0

    I love being alive right now. Like they didn’t have this in the 1800s probably, like I could have this for breakfast if I wanted to

  18. rinshinn

    Normally I’d say no, but I just had a cardio day so I’m fucking famished— SO 8/10

  19. Ok_Wasabi_9512

    This is a thing I would’ve tried had I thought of it. Now I will remember this. I would sprinkle dorito crumbles inside. Nice.

  20. Emergency-Plan-8721

    Oh my gods. Honestly, 10/10. Would smash.

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