Rate my burger

by NoFoxGiv3n

19 Comments

  1. Boeiing_Not_Going

    Construction: 4/10

    -patty is way too thick and probably undercooked

    -too much slop going on with the toppings and sauce

    -between the sloppy toppings, abundant melted cheese, (likely) undercooked too-thick patty, and ~1.25:1 height to width ratio, you’d be wearing this thing the second you picked it up and by the time you’re done, half or more of the toppings and sauce would be on your plate or your pants.

    Concept / flavor profile: 10/10, I would wear this burger. Hard to beat sauteed onions, beef, and cheese. But it would be a terrible eating experience and certainly a two-handed affair.

    Overall, 5/10. Missed opportunity. Fix the ratios and it’s an easy 10.

  2. Losingmymind2020

    solid 7. bun looks good.meat and cheese looks good

    onions could be done a bit longer and I care for more than just ketchup. just a little bit too much ketchup and cheesse for me personally otherwise looks solid. I can’t taste it so just going off of what I see!!

  3. BohemianWaxwing1

    Automatic disqualification: plain ketchup on burger.

  4. Marauder800

    Looks way too sloppy. Way too much cheese. Patty looks way too thick.

  5. alphabet_sam

    All I’d say is if you want more sweet caramelized onions, take them low and slow. Those look more like high heat onions, nothing wrong with them but you need a lot more time on less heat to get super golden caramelization. Other than that, I would smash

  6. dr_leo_marvin

    Daaaaaang. I’d eat that. 

    Onions look like octopus tentacles. The octoburger! 

  7. CGLADISH

    I can’t see it. I don’t do onions, so if those were gone, I’m guessing it to be pretty tasty.

  8. zoogzoog

    We all burger differently. I’m not going to beat you up on the ketchup, buuuuuttt, I have to draw the line when I need to dislocate my jaw like a snake to eat the burger.

  9. perpetualmotionmachi

    On a scale of 1 to 10 for how many paper towels you’ll need, it’s a 10

  10. Ok_Score1492

    Looks amazingly sloppy and delicious at the same time, gf can feel i had a good burger will my shirt all messed up. That good eats right here!

  11. Reaganson

    Looks yummy. I prefer not to add ketchup or mustard, and add bacon for my perfect burger.

  12. Pittipants

    I’m afraid you lose a point because of the excessive ketchup. Even if it is a good ketchup, it just doesn’t look appealing. Mix that with some mayo and spices and make a burger sauce and it is a 10/10.

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