Additionally who among us works at one of these hellholes? I feel like it's gotta be tourture.
by slipperyjoel
21 Comments
LarrySladePipeDream
Fuck no
Zee-Utterman
If you arm the waiters you definitely get free publicity
CoachMinimum9800
I worked at a dinner that had a full bar, full espresso machine and bottomless mimosas. We were expected to run our own food, bus all our tables and be a full bar tender and barista wash all the glasses, mugs and silverware. Only had bussers on weekends. It was a lot of fricken work and I now hate mimosas 😒 lol
blippitybloops
Against the law now where I live.
OldContract9559
Gonna have to pay me all least 6 figures to work there. Everyday brunch sounds like torture. I can’t even stand doing it the handful of times per year that I have to.
An__D
Gonna get lots of Brunch Skunks
Commercial_Comfort41
Straight outa Bob’s Burgers
Kamikaze_Squirrel1
Right to jail, no trial, no nothing…
Legal_Objective_8027
Someone looking to move a lot of orange juice
KrayzieBoneLegend
Bob and Linda Belcher?
bandysine
Must be from Dubai.
Particular-Charity84
Hopefully that’s a short brunch.
TruCelt
The only way to survive is for FOH to be really slow about the refills. Which will end in your restaurant’s service being destroyed on Yelp. f you keep the glasses full somebody will drive home drunk and maybe even smash all the cars in your parking lot. (Seen it happen – that’s what did in Dalt’s in Bailey’s x-roads, VA) It’s a no-win.
Iamthewalrusforreal
“I ain’t showing up on Sunday, chef. Ever fucking again.”
Generaldisarray44
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
rcolesworthy37
Classic page from the clueless first time restaurant owner book
soulsista04us
I went to a fancy restaurant that had bottomless mimosas brunch.. It was 75% OJ and 25% champagne. The glasses were small… Anyone in their right mind would feel guilty after the 4th one…no one got drunk as it was also a breakfast/brunch buffet.
kungpowpeanus
That’s awful! Where is it exactly so I can avoid it?
damegateau
Anytime I’m having a bad day at work Ill think of the egg station guys at that hell hole and feel better
ihatetheplaceilive
Every owner that doesn’t deal with their customers. There’s cheap fizz white wine you can get, and oj out of a gun is even cheaper.
Edit… jesus… i thought it said sunday, not everyday. Fuck everything about that.
serenidynow
I don’t even want to park in a neighborhood that does bottomless mimosas. Brunch service is the 5 level of hell – You literally couldn’t pay me enough to work at a place that did this.
21 Comments
Fuck no
If you arm the waiters you definitely get free publicity
I worked at a dinner that had a full bar, full espresso machine and bottomless mimosas. We were expected to run our own food, bus all our tables and be a full bar tender and barista wash all the glasses, mugs and silverware. Only had bussers on weekends. It was a lot of fricken work and I now hate mimosas 😒 lol
Against the law now where I live.
Gonna have to pay me all least 6 figures to work there. Everyday brunch sounds like torture. I can’t even stand doing it the handful of times per year that I have to.
Gonna get lots of Brunch Skunks
Straight outa Bob’s Burgers
Right to jail, no trial, no nothing…
Someone looking to move a lot of orange juice
Bob and Linda Belcher?
Must be from Dubai.
Hopefully that’s a short brunch.
The only way to survive is for FOH to be really slow about the refills. Which will end in your restaurant’s service being destroyed on Yelp. f you keep the glasses full somebody will drive home drunk and maybe even smash all the cars in your parking lot. (Seen it happen – that’s what did in Dalt’s in Bailey’s x-roads, VA) It’s a no-win.
“I ain’t showing up on Sunday, chef. Ever fucking again.”
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Classic page from the clueless first time restaurant owner book
I went to a fancy restaurant that had bottomless mimosas brunch.. It was 75% OJ and 25% champagne. The glasses were small… Anyone in their right mind would feel guilty after the 4th one…no one got drunk as it was also a breakfast/brunch buffet.
That’s awful! Where is it exactly so I can avoid it?
Anytime I’m having a bad day at work Ill think of the egg station guys at that hell hole and feel better
Every owner that doesn’t deal with their customers. There’s cheap fizz white wine you can get, and oj out of a gun is even cheaper.
Edit… jesus… i thought it said sunday, not everyday. Fuck everything about that.
I don’t even want to park in a neighborhood that does bottomless mimosas. Brunch service is the 5 level of hell – You literally couldn’t pay me enough to work at a place that did this.