Fake slim jim dipped in the devils jizz. I bet you chew off your toenails
MsDucky42
Miracle Whip?!?
You godless heathen.
Human-Awareness6244
That’s smut, plain and simple
schwah
Is that a bully stick?
NewCodingLine
Depending on your insurance, therapy can be very affordable, or even free.
VacationAromatic6899
She like sausage, and only the long ones
Early_Lion6138
A guy would not do this.
WestboundPachyderm
I, too am a fan of Miracle Whip. Y’ever make deviled eggs or tuna salad with it? The absolute *best*!
YoureSpecial
Who hurt you?
BluBeams
Oh, you mean the miracle whip and sausage? I thought you were referring to the fully stocked bar in the background 👀🍹
CamHaven_503
This photo gives me heartburn and clogged arteries.
kclongest
NO
Gypsopotamus
There can only be one mayo and it’s best foods. But the generic meat stick… That’s too far. I bet you eat hotdogs with a shit ton of mayo and nothing else. But it’s not mayo, IT’S MIRACLE WHIP.
#YOU MONSTER!
uploadingmalware
Bro what the fuck
Original_Jarl_Ballin
Due_Conversation_295
I should call him..
Mountain_Sorbet_4063
Guess she likes em long
xEliteMonkx
Ooh, a new recipe I need to try.
pocketMagician
This is a very particular kind of mood and I hope you shake it off soon.
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Love your nails sis
No-Fun Dip
Fake slim jim dipped in the devils jizz. I bet you chew off your toenails
Miracle Whip?!?
You godless heathen.
That’s smut, plain and simple
Is that a bully stick?
Depending on your insurance, therapy can be very affordable, or even free.
She like sausage, and only the long ones
A guy would not do this.
I, too am a fan of Miracle Whip. Y’ever make deviled eggs or tuna salad with it? The absolute *best*!
Who hurt you?
Oh, you mean the miracle whip and sausage? I thought you were referring to the fully stocked bar in the background 👀🍹
This photo gives me heartburn and clogged arteries.
NO
There can only be one mayo and it’s best foods. But the generic meat stick… That’s too far. I bet you eat hotdogs with a shit ton of mayo and nothing else. But it’s not mayo, IT’S MIRACLE WHIP.
#YOU MONSTER!
Bro what the fuck
I should call him..
Guess she likes em long
Ooh, a new recipe I need to try.
This is a very particular kind of mood and I hope you shake it off soon.