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two chicken tender enter one chicken tender leave it’s a battle royale and the crispiest takes [Music] all you may be wondering why we three are dressed in black and Lily is dressed in white that is because she is too powerful and us three have banded together to take her down she has won more than her fair share of these little food battles so that’s why we are doing the first ever three versus One Challenge the finally take Lily down no way dude I’m getting I’m with Lily Defector get the heck out of here Defector scking with this chick right here you guys are going down six Man of the Year losers uh we got a couple Tricks Up Our Sleeve though what do you got I don’t need no sleeves really don’t also I’m proud of us I feel like we’ve all been hitting the gym hard this year you know yeah we have like not that you know your lips are so dry it’s distracting second out let’s get hey what’s up hey what’s up nothing much you just hanging out lolb w d TT i n j k WTF um I’m sorry with no two RS no o what was your screen name um LC MTV 1369 AF mine was I had two it was nicknick 500 and also gosh uncore she uncore owns uncore Goshi owns Goshi owns was my SK name is not so embarrassing well now that we broke the ice we’re going to make some really great chicken tenders these are Koji marinated chicken tenders and for those of you that don’t know what Koji is I guess the best way to describe it it’s a fermented byproduct of rice yes so there’s like a special kind of bacteria that you put over rice and it kind the sweetness of the rice kind of helps ferment it okay I don’t that’s good for your flora and fauna um I don’t know what that is but I agree oh for my HOA I don’t think it’s good for your to drink straight which one’s sweet yeah this one is um filtered that’s why they look different and this one is unfiltered that’s really delicious but we put both of them in our chicken mix along with a little bit of sugar a little bit of paprika just to give it some nice I don’t know something about red food you know what I mean and I’m just going to start making a dry mix with some mustard ginger garlic powder white pepper salt and Tony seeds of course naturally what is this Amateur hour I don’t think so no Lily tell them what you’re going to do um I’m going to make a truffle Tatu sauce wow uh we have this nice fancy truffle ketchup and then we have Weser soy sauce dark soy fresh ginger fresh garlic um some brown sugar some mirin and then this is a little extra truffle oil if we want to get extra TR aome and aside from us having a dry a dry dread we’re also going to dip it in a really Lacy beautiful temp almost temper batter as well cuz we want super crunchiness we want a super delicious flavor and it’s just going to make it a little bit different it’s not your it’s not a run-of-the-mill chicken tender nothing about us is run-ofthe-mill no we’re not your average girl no I yeah I’m a cool girl I drink beer you’re you’re a um pikme girl yeah just kidding you’re not oh it’s fine just a little bit I mean everybody’s a little bit of a Pik Sarah an is a pikm girl if you know you know we’re making three sauces we’re doing a sauce flight this is just one of three sauces the other sauces you just got to stick around and see how’s it tasting it’s good it’s sweet it’s truffle maybe a little more truffle oil nice and I’m just going to let these kind of hang out and merry in here and really get nice and cragly I really want these to be perfectly coated and then by the time they go into that Lacy batter it’s just going to drip off and be stunning do you want to taste this sure M okay that’s really good nice job I put it back in you did a good job I’m proud of you L thank you so much how does it feel to be the winner of so many 2v tws um I just am here to have fun and like feels really good actually I don’t think that I think you’re I actually think you’re highly competitive and you refuse to lose um yeah I I get mad when I don’t win I like that about you MH don’t ever stop this is a real competition good I’m I’m quite impressed I I find that I find that a a really great quality to have that I wish I had I’m really comfortable losing yeah which is bad I I mean maybe I can make you more uncomfortable with it yeah can you like a I want you to like cry tonight at home if you don’t want okay do you want me to record it and send it to you I would like that okay are you going to send it to other people though you can it’s like training like in sport yeah it’s like it’s like Rocky and what’s Rocky’s trainer’s name um I the tiger no no no what is is that the same movie yeah yeah yeah what’s what’s Rocky’s tra cut me Mi name is MI cut me Mick yeah you’re the mick to my Rocky you’re [Music] welcome okay well we’re going to let this chicken hangout and then we’re going to get to Frying and making some more sauces hey do you love spored and do you love chicken tenders yeah well what if I told you spored ate a ton of frozen chicken tenders to find out which ones are the best ones and you can check it out on spark.com wa I’m going to go I believe you the one thing about Lily honest like Honest Abe Lincoln the president name okay so as you can see we got a pile of chicken in this bowl here we got this this lovely little wet tempora is batter over here and a new array of sauces remember how I said we’re doing a sauce flight we weren’t lying we weren’t lying we’re honest cuz Lily is sauce sauce boss sauce boss [Laughter] you think we’re going to win that’s all I care about I mean if we don’t win then I’m going to be mad at both of us okay okay okay okay I’m going to make you proud you’re not first you’re you’re last yeah that’s what they say yeah seen that on a lot of uh what what are those uh Twitter pages the ones that are like uh always Josh what are those Twitter pages called which ones the ones where like they tell you to always like be motivated and stuff oh grind set grind grind LLC Twitter LLC Twitter yeah grind instead hashash grind set that’s where I’ve seen a lot of those well that’s one my dear darling Lily looks like we got a few more to go yeah I got sauce is here I think that like our sauce way is going to look nice together too like the colors are are orange red and white what flag is that I know what flag is that orange red and white hm it’s no flag it’s the it’s the flag of I was going to say Lily Stan stand I’m one of the stands that’s right lily look at our Bounty so beautiful look look this chicken if I was on Tik Tok and I would graze my knife over it it would make a noise and they do a lot of like yeah yeah they’re lying all of those noises are fake but us we’re real we’re real beers we’re honest okay can I just do something to that direction over there okay loser loser double loser as if whatever get the picture duh take it back oh no take it back that hurts damn good you’re going down sorry it just felt natural we’re talking about aim about brbs and ttls it just felt natural uh so we’re just going to be pouring some sauces into some Ramy Rams as we like to call them AKA ramkin put our chicken on a plate we got the plate from HomeGoods can you tell HomeGoods sponsor us a little bit of green just to remind you that you should look at the grass that’s greener on the other side no you shouldn’t you should look at your own garden cuz it’s beautiful that’s deep thanks that was my away message a while ago and then some some of the sesame seeds they’re not even sticking I know they’re just going to the but whatever it’s beautiful yeah throw them it’s okay well here is our beautiful Koji chicken tenders with a flight of sauces hope you enjoy guest [Music] not today mm not today no one loser loser double loser as if whatever get the picture does me no one okay I don’t care Lily’s won everything she she’s won everything she has everything to lose we have nothing right not true we are we are the dirt bags of the kitchen everyone knows that I’m a dirt bag of course we are whenever we go out you know we’re the problem ones we’re the ones people have to worry about you know what I mean we go to the bar we’re there to tear things up that’s why today’s chicken tenders it’s called fun these are inspired by fun these are inspired by our kind of fun all of our favorite drinks are going to be infused into every part of this chicken every part of this sauce you tell them about the chicken beer beer that’s what’s for dinner that’s right and chicken and a a 50-year-old bottle of tequila mhm yeah bad tequila I mean with all the respected sza um what happened I don’t know I found it somebody spit on it so I didn’t know they were making three sauces and so now I want to make three sauces and then so now is how we end up with a spicy Mar Marita aoli and so that’s what we’re doing that sounds sexy tell them about tell them about the chicken tell them what we’re doing I’m going to throw stuff in the blender and see what happens we are making beer tenders why cuz we love beer Chuck some raw garlic yeah in there I have some chicken tendies they’ve been Runing in some beer and water some salt and some other fun stuff and I’m going to Drudge it in this and this and some more of this this is barbecue chips you’ll find those at the bar when you enjoy a nice beer so we decided to put it together throw a Hab a in there we’re doing a spicy Margaritas people love spicy Margaritas I’m going throw a bunch of cilantro in there and make it green cuz they made it they made a SAU L we’re going to make a SAU L didn’t you make a sa pict a lot of wings one time no yes we did yes and we won didn’t we yeah they were good man I don’t see what happens just let me pour my tequila in my mayonnaise and S your m s m right how’s that for aim slang oh that stinks oh you can smell the liquor oh it smells like it smells like a hangover oh Josh dry it dry it try it it’s good dude try it it’s good I’m telling you right you na oh my God you’re a cool mom um fine if you drink I’d just rather it be with me and also mixed with mayonnaise oh W that’s surprising cuz that tequila tastes like o I think it needs more tequila and definitely needs more habanero o v a little bit more tequila yeah we have to we have to I never say no to Tequila put the Hiner in there little more lime little more tequila what my heart wait got something to say over there loser need more Sal where’s the taheen you’re putting tahen in in I’m cooking on Vibes and instincts right now all of my planning has gotten me nowhere in this competition all I do is lose all I do is lose no more that’s not true you act like we’ve never won before more tequila the manise don’t make me sad you’re making me sad was it V I am guaranteeing Victory today I know I never do that yeah but I’m guaranteeing Victory where’s the te man okay I got chicken fingers but I’m going to just drop it in there come on come on done stay on my chicken come and Seed huh oo great liquor and mayonnaise Margarita eat it tastes like a margarita oh in I’m done with this sauce now we got a couple other sauces okay I got to fry some chicken and we’ll be back cook with a little bit of swagger huh yeah come on let’s get our confidence back are you still back there I get loser double loser how you still as if it’s so dismissive whatever duh you’re complaining like a cheerleader so disrespectful baby Hi how are you doing I like your sweater do it’s Christmas and I thought I’d make beer cheese it is Christmas you said that with the utmost confidence yeah I did I did yeah I love that beer ho hold my beer just kidding that’s Santa’s job we really this is a very special beer for me this is a beer of my 21 and up childhood 21 and up childhood here you want some I was there no no sauce it’s going the sauce um I’m making an old fashioned barbecue sauce this again we had no plans for this I got jeely jealous over their three sauces and I wanted to do it yeah I’m going to make some beer cheese I have some evaporated milk some W some mustard papra and then I have gouda and some cheddar and I’m going to mix it in and it’s going to be one of our sauces cuz Josh knew this one just was not enough I’m adding grated onion to the sauce I think it’s going to be nice I want the onion to be able to soak up all that liquor two cousins just getting lit at the barbecue Two Cousins on a mission getting lit the barbecue two cousins who refuse to lose we’re like kurk cousins okay adding more milk I got onion and beer I got tomato paste lot of liquor I don’t need it oh my God I’m just kidding oh you okay sorry he almost burned my eyebrows off how you know you were going to look into the pot we got liquor in a pot well warn somebody sorry B sorry all right we’re going to burn that off beautiful take the Whisk out it’s melting the is it melting oh my it melted no it didn’t melt it melted a little bit the whis melted a little bit oh my God Josh you’re supposed to be my boss be the who represents the fire inside of our hearts to win this you’re supposed to be the person who handles things the best that’s why I’m handling things do I not see calm right now I don’t understand so all of this yapping y yap yap I don’t know what’s happening I’m scared I’m going to douse the fire with vinegar no no what okay and we’re cooking orange zest you think all fashion you got to get a little orange I need more cheese you your cheese going it need more sometimes I think I’ve lost the plot on this on this on the sauce is that a cue uh it’s the only orange I could find that I can’t stress enough are you this thing a cuti crafty yes this was in fact this is the last one Ana was reaching for it and I said I need that now I have it or Ana anoa sorry about it I’ll give you some I I told her I’d give her a tender I put a lot of beer in here we got to adjust a little am I drunk we’ve been inhaling a lot of fumes yeah you know the way you just looked at me was very drunk needs more bitters you know dry it I’m Scared O I like it right a little bit more salt it tastes like um Panda Express yeah I melted a little bit of the Whisk you can see the notch there that’s cuz it was in fire but other than that I don’t I think the Whisk is fine you two are falling apart we’re not falling apart I am first of all this is how we Thrive I have never been more clearheaded in my life double don’t say it do not say loser loser dou loser as if whatever duh I’m ignoring her I forgot to say get the picture is there shot glasses no what yeah yeah heads up heads up coming the shot glasses can’t fit the Tenders in there no PL the sauces and shot I understand the no cuz not going to put the tenders they can’t put the Tenders in there Nicole’s trying to sabotages I know I know play your own know know foiled again oh I just dropped a big chunk of cheese in there oh god well where’s the chunk of cheese I don’t know melt there’s some chives I put on it if you didn’t know okay yeah yeah yeah wait they garnished theirs with like sesame seeds yeah but who cares no no absolutely not okay okay okay okay yeah that’s good that’s good boom now who’s the loser loser double loser as if whatever get the picture duh not us Michaela before you you have two plates of chicken tenders and inexplicably six dishes of sauce do you promise to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God all I do is tell the truth I hope would you ever say to me loser loser double loser as if whatever get the picture duh I will absolutely say that to you that is very in character actually for being honest yeah it is it’s my brand uh you’re going to taste each tell us who wins you know the deal which one you want to eat first uh I want to try this one cuz that texture is intriguing me so I’m going to try this one first I don’t what is going on here no don’t eat that eat that your pocket V and I were inspired by the place where we feel most comfortable in ourselves which is the bar that’s why we have beer br chicken tenders don’t just you don’t to like that so we have beer BR chicken tenders crusted in barbecue chips this is a spicy Margarita aoli we have a beer cheese and then we have an oldfashioned barbecue sauce all with tons of liquor in it oh what kinds of we’re at the bar this has tequila an old vintage bottle that we found hanging out in the cabinet Gathering dust Oho was old it’s Sal it’s aged repos it was it was Blanco when we bought it are they trying to poison they’re trying to poison me I will say chicken is not dry which is really good that is the beer brine on the chicken that’s a good brine I don’t love the beer the beer cheese oh good news you got two more sauces I do like the other two sauces a lot those are good I’m trying to see what the flavor is of the chicken because I’m not really understanding it beer it’s beer and barbecue chips yes yeah yeah we’re simple folk yeah we are in case you couldn’t tell okay okay okay now this one explain sure so uh we made for you koj marinated chicken tenders you have a trio of sauces we have a truffle KATU sauce we have a soncho peppercorn Yuzu kosho buttermilk ranch and a comeback sauce with chili crisp please enjoy this sounds so fancy this is like bar this is like we want to give you a really good experience scale upscale Tavern our Burgers cost $19 okay they sell their burgers at the Museum interesting I like how it got ripped like the CH I’m a ripper I like to see the inside I like to see the moisture valuable valuable 24-hour brind 24 hours I don’t like beer me neither it’s fermented in we knew that about you we we know so much about you we didn’t do that they know my brand y’all yeah we got what do I do if I like the chicken more H I don’t know I’ll tell you this Micha it is Battle chicken tender but you are deciding on the dish in total so do us a favor on the count of three put your hand over the winning dish okay no this is hard one this is really hard two this is hard wait no hold on I’m ready okaya put your hand over the winning dish in 3 2 1 God good job God damn it thank you Michaela now at the end of the day you still like our chicken though um welcome to loserville population one don’t do that not again Kayla thank you so much for your honesty and impartiality it was decisions have been weigh and dly this good chicken this was good chicken y’all like I I don’t know what else to say like it’s okay our friendship means nothing means everything to me I appreciate your honesty but make better chicken next time okay and sauces maybe don’t work with Jos do you like chicken tenders of course you do go to spark.com to check out their 10 best frozen chicken tenders

40 Comments

  1. Nichole you think youre so cleaver but you messed up your hands! Looks like you're the loser.

  2. Lily’s in the video?? Obligatory comment about how Lily has finally come out of her shell despite being this way for 2 years.

  3. I am convinced that Josh would win every time if he could focus the whole time 😂

  4. Nah calling Nicole pick me when she's the biggest girls girl and Like literally the sweetest and most supportive person ever is straight up ignorant and offensive

  5. I don't think it will mess with your woo hah flora unless you secrete it in there. I also hope you don't have fauna in your body. Fauna means animals.

  6. Love the off-screen banter to whoever is on screen. Nicole hitting Josh with the double loser chant, then you hear "Take it back!!"

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