Prime USDA Costco sirloin. Oven @ 250 until internal is 119.9999 (it makes a difference). Rest 5 min. Gently pat down. Flakey salt on. Place on flat surface to rest for 5 min. Flip once @ 2:50min. Iron on the burner, medium chub. Heat pan until puddle of avo oil starts to wave at you. Steak on immediately. Pat as flat as possible. Flip 3 times, every 1 min, counterclockwise. New spot on the pan every flip. On the third flip, add homemade butter (first), thyme/rosemary bundle from the back yard. Swirl the pan, don’t lift the steak yet. Baste steak with herb bundle. 1 min passes, 4th steak flip. Baste steak with bundle. Flip steak 3 more time, 30 sec between flip. After third flip, wait 30 sec, bring out hand carved teak wood cutting board. 4th steak flip on the board. Let rest 5 min. While snoozing, tell lady friend make you an old fashion, hold sugar cube but double cherry. Cut. Say “wow”. Take pic and put on r/Steak for the bros.
by DMNDHandRocketman
38 Comments
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I could eat a bear, I might be somewhat morally conflicted about eating a people. So my votes on bear
To be fair, we need to see how the bear cooks his steak.
If you’re going to cook me like this, I’d rather be with you.
Idk man your meat would maybe be more tender but the bear would have more and it would be more fatty
I’ll take the bear. Bc that grammar. 🫶🏻
What kind of bear?
I’ll kiss you rn if I can have one
I already go camping in bear territory every year. I’ll take a steak dinner out there any time
Bear. Definitely the bear.
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let the girls hang out with the bears.
we’re eating good tonight boys.
Are you an asshole?
A bear hands down. Pan searing steak is pretentious and bullshit. You aren’t wealthy or classy. You are fake trying to act like you are the next Gordon Ramsey who’s still an asshole at the end of the day. Cook a steak like it should be. 500 degrees on a grill, salt n pepper
Old fashions are for beginners. BE a man drink straight bourbon neat. God you make me ill
Bear, no question.
You. Me. We’re hunting bears
Looks amazing, if your grilling I’m hanging out with you friend.
I can certainly respect a healthy amount of precision, especially when cooking a steak. But seriously: nine *ten* *thousandths* of a degree? lol that’s persnickety and particular as fuck. My thermometer doesn’t even read hundredths of a degree lol.
Forrest Gump, is that you? I be hangin’ in the forest with da bears and bros havin’ steaks and beers.
I CHOOSE THE BEAR
Because bear is delicious
Looks good but that’s a lot of flipping.
Are you up Forrest Gumps ass or something?
You look to have Bourbon. Bears don’t. You win!
Bruh you can bring that pan and that steak and that bourbon with you and you sharing?? If so I’m picking you all day big homie I’ll make the fire and pitch the tents you do you on the grill and we will have a a blast!!!
I’m straight so you I guess
Beautiful steak, but bear.
I mean, it depends. Do I get to ride the bear like a horse around the forest? Because that’d be awesome
I mean…if I had a good weapon I could kill the bear and make beautiful steaks…but since I’m not a fucking moron I’m probably going to avoid being trapped with a predator that’s a predator all the time and take my chances on the human I can survive with who is 99% likely not to be a predator.
You are going to attract bears like that in a forest so in a way, I will be with you both.
But I am pushing you down when the bear shows up.
Costco’s prime sirloin is the best.,intense beefy taste that this bear loves ❤️.
I was running.
Forest*
You didn’t butter your bread. Bear it is… /s
You put the thyme IN the butter at some point, right? It won’t do you any good sitting on top of the steak lol.
Are you and Gump having an affair, Private?!
can you do this in the forest
As long as you bring me some steak before killing me