sorry for the background culinary school plate we dont have nice tables to take pics:~

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  1. Like lickin shit smear off a toilet bowl 🤤

  2. Just my personal opinion, but I really don’t like the aesthetic of the sauce going to the edge of the plate. I think if you wipe the rim, it will provide a really visually satisfying framing to the dish.

  3. duskymourn

    Honestly it looks like someone projectile shat it onto the plate, sauce on the edges is kinda no, maybe try wiping the rim or slathering the lamb with it?

  4. iwasinthepool

    Oh yeah, I forgot what plates looked like I’m 2014. Seriously though, stay away from the splattered sauce. It’s over. Work on the sear on the lamb. Sit it on the bone for a few minutes at the beginning of your cook to render some of that fat and darken the skin. Caramelize the open side of the onion so it’s nice and dark, but then showcase it to the guest. The rest of the veg look like they could be a little darker too. Strain the light sauce, dollop the darker sauce.

  5. How hard did you throw the food at this plate?

  6. chocolatejacuzzi

    It would be great without the splatter.

  7. Beginning_Coyote_785

    Here’s some constructive advice mate,
    Your Knife work is good, your potatoes and vegetables are neat. I think if you French your bones lose the splatter and try to centralise everything and clean it up a bit. You’ll find that less is more if you know what I mean. Sauce could be a bit richer , more reduction, less starch, I get that your experimenting to find your style but, clean plates centralise the eye and allow focus on what’s really important and that’s the cook on the meat the veg, starch and the sauce
    Keep at it young blood, takes a while to get there but when the penny drops you’ll know !! Happy cooking 🙂

  8. bluedicaa

    This is so angry 2009 market crash lost my house and dignity but not my job fuck you plating

  9. jorateyvr

    Personal opinion, clean the bones a bit more

  10. ConjeturaUna

    Lose the splatter.

    I personally love the extra fat on the bone.

  11. jeffsaidjess

    Looks like diarrhoea on the plate ngl

  12. Fuck-MDD

    I don’t want to reiterate what everyone else said, so I’ll just say, aesthetically, this is screaming for more green.

  13. the_bollo

    I’ve never seen a single person compliment the splatter aesthetic. Makes me wonder who it’s even for.

  14. LibertySky21

    Plating is fine but next time try to use a clean plate

  15. NigerianPrinceClub

    I gotta say I like the splatter effect

  16. ranting_chef

    Lose the blood-splatter effect. Looks sloppy.

  17. ScumBunny

    Tighten up that sauce mate. Looks like a shit. Maybe pool it under the lamb, and add a little more wine to ‘redden’ it up.

    A nice char on the veg would be good, perhaps a sprig of rosemary or mint as well, depending on the components of the sauce.

    There’s definitely some potential here, but you never want to make a brown sauce look like it came out of someone’s ass😆

    Edit: went back and read that it’s a ‘black olive puree.’ Get rid of that altogether and do a pan jus with wine. What are you even *thinking* just blending up black olives on a lamb dish??

    ‘Glazed, glazed, glazed🙄’ spice it up a bit! Give us a crust on that shank, and some flavor in those veg!

  18. SuburbaniteMermaid

    What is the thing that looks like an eyeball?

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