Na, not stupid, would love to share this with my friends. Maybe stupid if you eat the entire thing yourself way too often.
edit: Nvm, I don’t wanna share this with any friends, Jared is a pedo. Idk why yall are downvoting that though. I dunno how I missed this entire era of Jared but damn. rest in shit subway.
DiminishingHope4ever
They went from eat fresh to eat 2,500 calorie, foot long cookie
UsedBug5668
East fresh lol. How in the +^%%# are they still in business???
holyhibachi
It’s disappointing
brdmineral
Footlong diabetes
DuskTheBurr
Had it, not very good, and the “cream” filling is marshmallow, and that just throws off the whole texture
null640
But is it a foot long???
afterimage7
IIRC during Christmas they sold their peppermint bark footlong brownie for like $2-3. It was a good ass deal imo
Mr_Mister2004
As someone who’s eaten Subway Footlong cookies, it’s a matter of perspective. If you try to eat it all in one sitting, you’ll feel like shit all day, so you should either save it and chip away at it over a few days, or split it with a friend. At the end of the day, it’s still a cookie
auau_gold_scoffs
these zap fires cookies are so gross and tough
Bee-Aromatic
I expect the “footlong” cookie is fewer than 12”, like the “footlong” sandwiches.
wooksGotRabies
They will do anything except have natural ingredients, good subs and a decent wage for those people nah let’s blow 5mil or more in marketing and ingredients and buying the name Oreo for the sponsor for the next few months or year
frostyfoxemily
I want this
used_octopus
Can I get cucumbers, spinach, banana peppers and ranch on that?
SiriusGD
It’s probably only 10 inches long.
Bmancoilart
TibeeriusWolf
I genuinely don’t understand any of their “footlong” sides.
They’re too big to be a “side” to anything.
They’re too devoid of nutrition/variety to be an entree.
Who are these for? Does anyone actually order these? I’m genuinely curious.
grary000
Looks good, not sure what the issue is.
f00dtime
My fat ass thought this looked pretty good
jazix01
This sounds like something you’d eat on the Butterfield Diet Plan.
Tetegn
That would get demolished at a party though, smart idea
Sweaty-Lengthiness25
r/shitfromabutt
ViscountDeVesci
Are subways still around? They closed every location around me.
bolts_win_again
Literally just split it with one or two people
Occasional-Mermaid
Smash
spaacingout
Honestly the footlong cookie is fire.
Illustrious_Good3437
Looks gross. If it looks that bad in the ad, what you actually get will look like a turd
Spacemushka
Foot long dookie
Flashy_Ad651
the f o o k i e
superose5
Didn’t even know subway had foot long cookies. What the fuck was regular cookie size
O8ee
Would be excellent if these places would finally flush instead of circling
The_Thrill17
$20
Ok-Supermarket-6532
Don’t knock it till you tried it
SnakesOnaSsssstick
You know. I would buy this, freeze it. And consume it over the course of a few months adding it to ice cream
Shimmy-Johns34
Does anyone remember when Subway paid noted pedophile Jared Fogle 30 million dollars to be their spokesman for 15+ years? I bet they wish you didn’t.
oldmanartie
r/poopfromabutt
mrgoodshoes
I mean… I’d assume you get this for a group and then just cut it up. It seems totally reasonable with that in mind.
More of a catering thing than something else. I could see people totally getting a few of these when using subway to do like 30-person lunches for meetings or other events.
stygian_blade
And Alexander wept, for he had no more worlds to conquer
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Not stupid. Looks tasty
Na, not stupid, would love to share this with my friends. Maybe stupid if you eat the entire thing yourself way too often.
edit: Nvm, I don’t wanna share this with any friends, Jared is a pedo. Idk why yall are downvoting that though. I dunno how I missed this entire era of Jared but damn. rest in shit subway.
They went from eat fresh to eat 2,500 calorie, foot long cookie
East fresh lol. How in the +^%%# are they still in business???
It’s disappointing
Footlong diabetes
Had it, not very good, and the “cream” filling is marshmallow, and that just throws off the whole texture
But is it a foot long???
IIRC during Christmas they sold their peppermint bark footlong brownie for like $2-3. It was a good ass deal imo
As someone who’s eaten Subway Footlong cookies, it’s a matter of perspective. If you try to eat it all in one sitting, you’ll feel like shit all day, so you should either save it and chip away at it over a few days, or split it with a friend. At the end of the day, it’s still a cookie
these zap fires cookies are so gross and tough
I expect the “footlong” cookie is fewer than 12”, like the “footlong” sandwiches.
They will do anything except have natural ingredients, good subs and a decent wage for those people nah let’s blow 5mil or more in marketing and ingredients and buying the name Oreo for the sponsor for the next few months or year
I want this
Can I get cucumbers, spinach, banana peppers and ranch on that?
It’s probably only 10 inches long.
I genuinely don’t understand any of their “footlong” sides.
They’re too big to be a “side” to anything.
They’re too devoid of nutrition/variety to be an entree.
Who are these for? Does anyone actually order these? I’m genuinely curious.
Looks good, not sure what the issue is.
My fat ass thought this looked pretty good
This sounds like something you’d eat on the Butterfield Diet Plan.
That would get demolished at a party though, smart idea
r/shitfromabutt
Are subways still around? They closed every location around me.
Literally just split it with one or two people
Smash
Honestly the footlong cookie is fire.
Looks gross. If it looks that bad in the ad, what you actually get will look like a turd
Foot long dookie
the f o o k i e
Didn’t even know subway had foot long cookies. What the fuck was regular cookie size
Would be excellent if these places would finally flush instead of circling
$20
Don’t knock it till you tried it
You know. I would buy this, freeze it. And consume it over the course of a few months adding it to ice cream
Does anyone remember when Subway paid noted pedophile Jared Fogle 30 million dollars to be their spokesman for 15+ years? I bet they wish you didn’t.
r/poopfromabutt
I mean… I’d assume you get this for a group and then just cut it up. It seems totally reasonable with that in mind.
More of a catering thing than something else. I could see people totally getting a few of these when using subway to do like 30-person lunches for meetings or other events.
And Alexander wept, for he had no more worlds to conquer