woke up today and chose violence. added some pickled jalapeños because I was feeling extra spicy
by fishgirlfriend
39 Comments
Strokesite
The pineapple can cause a violent reaction among some Italians. Especially New Yorkers.
GoonPatrol
This honestly sounds delicious. Sweet, salty, savory, briny with a little heat. Count me in
Away_Box_7208
You’re walking a very thin line with this one.
dryrots
So…how was it?
bobthebobbober
How was it, Icarus ? Be careful ! Hehe
EffortBusy3101
Sorry, but that looks disgusting. Did you put the toppings on the pizza after taking it out of the oven?
Werbekka
Hello, police? Look I know it’s the internet but you gotta listen about this one
Individual-Rice-4915
I would totally eat that.
Negative_Street8850
Very nice, I personally would like the pineapples cut a little smaller but those flavor combinations are great!
Monkey-Gland-Sauce
I like anchovy, pineapple and jalapeno.
truenataku1
those pineapple chunks are way too big
Seymoorebutts
*That’s him, officer.*
In all seriousness this has potential to slap lol
MounMoose
Flavor combination is interesting but everything looks undercooked.
BurnedOutTriton
I wouldn’t choose this but I respect it.
shortermecanico
It’s like you had regular pizza at the world’s fair in 1903 and went back to your home town in Idaho and asked a bunch of drunk Basque shepherds to recreate it for you with whatever was behind the bar.
And I also would like a slice thank you.
cryptidkit
I ate this like a week ago!! I had sardines though, with jalapenos and pineapple. Highly recommend
gnomefront
Be honest. You came here to fight.
ParagonFemshep
That flavour combination sounds absolutely atrocious to me and it looks really undercooked, but if you’re happy I’m happy ^(I GUESS)
ThiccWurm
This is why we can’t have nice things.
IronEagle20
I do this but with just jalapeños instead of pickles too. My wife calls it the weirdo pie.
masson34
My version of this type of pizza :
Sardine Kimchi Pizza :
Pizza crust of choice
Tinned fish of choice (I buy Trader Joe’s)
Cheese of choice
Kimchi (Love Costcos fresh Jongga brand)
Shiitake mushrooms and veggies to taste (optional)
Pizza Sauce :
Large tomato paste
Splash rice vinegar
2-3 tbsp Gochujang (depends on amount of heat wanted)
Prepare pizza sauce. If using homemade crust, cook. Premade crust I cook without topping 375 3-4 minutes. Add toppings and bake 5-6 minutes. Enjoy!
Adulations
This is pizza terrorism
DummyThlck
Jesus Christ
glazebaker
where are you imprisoned?
bones_1969
r/pizzacrimes ?
j0hn13
how far along is the baby?
fishgirlfriend
My lawyer has advised me not to answer any questions because the food police are investigating me on charges of terrorism
ruralmonalisa
Lmao I’m sorry i know this sub is peaceful but this looks so bad 😂
joshuadwright
You’re a monster.
digthisbird
I love each of those ingredients separately on pizza. All one pizza tho? Straight to jail.
dredgehayt
Needs more time in the oven
Max206
Oh goodness please don’t show my wife this.
Other_Brother7681
Who hurt you
Shoddy-Search-1150
No.
huge43
At least make a real pizza and not a Jack’s.
Disinterestedclown
In the name of my 10,000 taste buds, you have created a war crime.
NavierIsStoked
Nah man, I’m out. The combo itself is horrendous, but throwing all that on a frozen pizza? Have some self respect.
39 Comments
The pineapple can cause a violent reaction among some Italians. Especially New Yorkers.
This honestly sounds delicious. Sweet, salty, savory, briny with a little heat. Count me in
You’re walking a very thin line with this one.
So…how was it?
How was it, Icarus ? Be careful ! Hehe
Sorry, but that looks disgusting. Did you put the toppings on the pizza after taking it out of the oven?
Hello, police? Look I know it’s the internet but you gotta listen about this one
I would totally eat that.
Very nice, I personally would like the pineapples cut a little smaller but those flavor combinations are great!
I like anchovy, pineapple and jalapeno.
those pineapple chunks are way too big
*That’s him, officer.*
In all seriousness this has potential to slap lol
Flavor combination is interesting but everything looks undercooked.
I wouldn’t choose this but I respect it.
It’s like you had regular pizza at the world’s fair in 1903 and went back to your home town in Idaho and asked a bunch of drunk Basque shepherds to recreate it for you with whatever was behind the bar.
And I also would like a slice thank you.
I ate this like a week ago!! I had sardines though, with jalapenos and pineapple. Highly recommend
Be honest. You came here to fight.
That flavour combination sounds absolutely atrocious to me and it looks really undercooked, but if you’re happy I’m happy ^(I GUESS)
This is why we can’t have nice things.
I do this but with just jalapeños instead of pickles too. My wife calls it the weirdo pie.
My version of this type of pizza :
Sardine Kimchi Pizza :
Pizza crust of choice
Tinned fish of choice (I buy Trader Joe’s)
Cheese of choice
Kimchi (Love Costcos fresh Jongga brand)
Shiitake mushrooms and veggies to taste (optional)
Pizza Sauce :
Large tomato paste
Splash rice vinegar
2-3 tbsp Gochujang (depends on amount of heat wanted)
Prepare pizza sauce. If using homemade crust, cook. Premade crust I cook without topping 375 3-4 minutes. Add toppings and bake 5-6 minutes. Enjoy!
This is pizza terrorism
Jesus Christ
where are you imprisoned?
r/pizzacrimes ?
how far along is the baby?
My lawyer has advised me not to answer any questions because the food police are investigating me on charges of terrorism
Lmao I’m sorry i know this sub is peaceful but this looks so bad 😂
You’re a monster.
I love each of those ingredients separately on pizza. All one pizza tho? Straight to jail.
Needs more time in the oven
Oh goodness please don’t show my wife this.
Who hurt you
No.
At least make a real pizza and not a Jack’s.
In the name of my 10,000 taste buds, you have created a war crime.
Nah man, I’m out. The combo itself is horrendous, but throwing all that on a frozen pizza? Have some self respect.
No Olives?
Yeah this is a big no from me dawg