woke up today and chose violence. added some pickled jalapeños because I was feeling extra spicy

by fishgirlfriend

39 Comments

  1. Strokesite

    The pineapple can cause a violent reaction among some Italians. Especially New Yorkers.

  2. GoonPatrol

    This honestly sounds delicious. Sweet, salty, savory, briny with a little heat. Count me in

  3. Away_Box_7208

    You’re walking a very thin line with this one.

  4. bobthebobbober

    How was it, Icarus ? Be careful ! Hehe

  5. EffortBusy3101

    Sorry, but that looks disgusting. Did you put the toppings on the pizza after taking it out of the oven?

  6. Werbekka

    Hello, police? Look I know it’s the internet but you gotta listen about this one

  7. Negative_Street8850

    Very nice, I personally would like the pineapples cut a little smaller but those flavor combinations are great!

  8. Monkey-Gland-Sauce

    I like anchovy, pineapple and jalapeno.

  9. truenataku1

    those pineapple chunks are way too big

  10. Seymoorebutts

    *That’s him, officer.*

    In all seriousness this has potential to slap lol

  11. MounMoose

    Flavor combination is interesting but everything looks undercooked.

  12. BurnedOutTriton

    I wouldn’t choose this but I respect it.

  13. shortermecanico

    It’s like you had regular pizza at the world’s fair in 1903 and went back to your home town in Idaho and asked a bunch of drunk Basque shepherds to recreate it for you with whatever was behind the bar.

    And I also would like a slice thank you.

  14. cryptidkit

    I ate this like a week ago!! I had sardines though, with jalapenos and pineapple. Highly recommend

  15. ParagonFemshep

    That flavour combination sounds absolutely atrocious to me and it looks really undercooked, but if you’re happy I’m happy ^(I GUESS)

  16. ThiccWurm

    This is why we can’t have nice things.

  17. IronEagle20

    I do this but with just jalapeños instead of pickles too. My wife calls it the weirdo pie.

  18. masson34

    My version of this type of pizza :

    Sardine Kimchi Pizza :

    Pizza crust of choice

    Tinned fish of choice (I buy Trader Joe’s)

    Cheese of choice

    Kimchi (Love Costcos fresh Jongga brand)
    Shiitake mushrooms and veggies to taste (optional)

    Pizza Sauce :

    Large tomato paste

    Splash rice vinegar

    2-3 tbsp Gochujang (depends on amount of heat wanted)

    Prepare pizza sauce. If using homemade crust, cook. Premade crust I cook without topping 375 3-4 minutes. Add toppings and bake 5-6 minutes. Enjoy!

  19. fishgirlfriend

    My lawyer has advised me not to answer any questions because the food police are investigating me on charges of terrorism

  20. ruralmonalisa

    Lmao I’m sorry i know this sub is peaceful but this looks so bad 😂

  21. digthisbird

    I love each of those ingredients separately on pizza. All one pizza tho? Straight to jail.

  22. Oh goodness please don’t show my wife this.

  23. At least make a real pizza and not a Jack’s.

  24. Disinterestedclown

    In the name of my 10,000 taste buds, you have created a war crime.

  25. NavierIsStoked

    Nah man, I’m out. The combo itself is horrendous, but throwing all that on a frozen pizza? Have some self respect.

  26. Proudest___monkey

    Yeah this is a big no from me dawg

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