Currently in tears praying for my bowels, but I can’t stop eating it

by abathingwhale

31 Comments

  1. Julian_Betterman

    I don’t wanna victim blame you, but the broth is black like the pits of hell. Why did you consume this cup of pain?

    Looks tasty, though, ngl 🤣

  2. Formal-Ad-9405

    You know how you know you shouldn’t do it but you just have to try.
    I’d try and probably regret too lol

  3. linkinshire

    You’re gonna have the craziest looking diarrhea, my friend

  4. mesa176750

    I tried it and it didn’t even taste good and was just spicy lol

  5. Appropriate_Swan_233

    I’ve had them. They are no joke.

  6. wtfbenlol

    I like spicy food just as much as the next person but when it gets to this level of spice it’s no longer about flavor and just bragging rights :/

  7. NoUDidntGurl

    No but I protect my butthole at all cost!

  8. new_basics

    I can’t tell if this was consumed at work or not. If so RIP your coworkers.

  9. FoneTap

    I got utterly wrecked by Buldak 2X spicy.

    I wouldn’t go anywhere near this.

  10. Alarmed-Range-3314

    My stomach clenched when I saw how dark these are. Your stomach is going to cramp so bad!! Some spicy foods just aren’t worth it to me anymore, ghost pepper is one of them.

  11. Binaryslave1337

    I tried it. I didn’t finish it bc of the taste more than the spiciness.

  12. Fred_Smythe

    I assume the fork is included. What is it made of that doesn’t disintegrate in that black miasma?

  13. inferache

    I picked off a bhut jolokia off its plant and tried to eat it a few years ago, just to know what it felt like. I only ate less than half the pepper, and the spice level was intolerable. Good luck to your bowels.

  14. PoppaTroll

    How’s it rate compared to Buldak 2x ?

  15. frogkabobs

    Yeah, especially on r/spicy. Some people hate these, but I really love them. It usually takes 2 sittings and several full cups of milk for me to finish one. I always have to make sure I don’t have anything important going on the next day in case by body decides to take revenge, but to me it’s still worth it.

  16. Dawnspark

    I can’t eat spice often on account of basically anything acidic or spicy making my mouth itch and swell, but I bought one of these for my brother who loves spicy stuff. Like it’s one of his fixations.

    He hated it on account of lack of flavor and decided that it’s just another crappy gimmick product. “It’s just pure capsaicin isn’t it.” To quote him.

    I got him some proper Buldak 2X and he fell in love with the stuff.

  17. softhackle

    I can barely, barely finish one of these but I like the taste quite a bit…

  18. octopus_tigerbot

    Oh these are great, I find them to be pretty mild, but really tasty!

  19. PacManAteMyDonut

    Ah yes. My favorite. Really clears up the sinuses

  20. penscratch

    I love this stuff. I wish the portion size was a little bigger though

  21. Objective_Rice1237

    No. Why? I don’t even use the sauce from zaxby.

  22. intoxicatedbarbie

    I just wanted you to know how hard I laughed at the title. It was very hard.

  23. M4nic_M0th

    Would I try? 10/10, yes.
    Would I have spicy regret the following morning? Also 10/10, yes.

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