Luckily no one wants to date me, so jokes on you guys by AblokeonRedditt 17 Comments EdgeOfDawnXCVI 3 months ago That burger IS the date KovyJackson 3 months ago Something messy like ribs or wings JulesChenier 3 months ago I don’t understand this sentiment.Who cares if it’s messy, or garlicky, or whatever. If they freak out, they aren’t right for you. theherbalshaman 3 months ago Why would a delicious burger be the worst thing to eat on a date? That makes zero sense to me Selash 3 months ago *is covered in Buffalo sauce and chicken wing bits and maybe drooling a bit*huh? whuh? DanToth326 3 months ago Beans Antique_Mission_8834 3 months ago “Luckily no one wants to date me” -I’m sure that’s not true, OP fireballsack08 3 months ago You spend 1/2 the date “in the office” 🧻🚽💩 cristiaro420 3 months ago Why tho? ForeverCherished_ 3 months ago Y???? Thebeast76239 3 months ago That looks absolutely delicious 😋 alienscape 3 months ago That looks like a superb burger! Eastern-Dig-4555 3 months ago Worst thing to eat on a date: splitting a packet of Skittles. This is amazing. You could do a lot worse. A_Texas_Hobo 3 months ago You just haven’t found her yet. evoxbeck 3 months ago The messier you’ll get in that food, may spread the legs quicker on arrival to bed PromiseHungry2645 3 months ago Wings… Own-Efficiency-8597 3 months ago WHAT???? Burgers are perfect for a date… The fuck you talkin aboutWrite A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
JulesChenier 3 months ago I don’t understand this sentiment.Who cares if it’s messy, or garlicky, or whatever. If they freak out, they aren’t right for you.
theherbalshaman 3 months ago Why would a delicious burger be the worst thing to eat on a date? That makes zero sense to me
Selash 3 months ago *is covered in Buffalo sauce and chicken wing bits and maybe drooling a bit*huh? whuh?
Eastern-Dig-4555 3 months ago Worst thing to eat on a date: splitting a packet of Skittles. This is amazing. You could do a lot worse.
evoxbeck 3 months ago The messier you’ll get in that food, may spread the legs quicker on arrival to bed
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That burger IS the date
Something messy like ribs or wings
I don’t understand this sentiment.
Who cares if it’s messy, or garlicky, or whatever. If they freak out, they aren’t right for you.
Why would a delicious burger be the worst thing to eat on a date? That makes zero sense to me
*is covered in Buffalo sauce and chicken wing bits and maybe drooling a bit*
huh? whuh?
Beans
“Luckily no one wants to date me” -I’m sure that’s not true, OP
You spend 1/2 the date “in the office” 🧻🚽💩
Why tho?
Y????
That looks absolutely delicious 😋
That looks like a superb burger!
Worst thing to eat on a date: splitting a packet of Skittles. This is amazing. You could do a lot worse.
You just haven’t found her yet.
The messier you’ll get in that food, may spread the legs quicker on arrival to bed
Wings…
WHAT???? Burgers are perfect for a date… The fuck you talkin about