Luckily no one wants to date me, so jokes on you guys by AblokeonRedditt 17 Comments EdgeOfDawnXCVI 11 months ago That burger IS the date KovyJackson 11 months ago Something messy like ribs or wings JulesChenier 11 months ago I don’t understand this sentiment.Who cares if it’s messy, or garlicky, or whatever. If they freak out, they aren’t right for you. theherbalshaman 11 months ago Why would a delicious burger be the worst thing to eat on a date? That makes zero sense to me Selash 11 months ago *is covered in Buffalo sauce and chicken wing bits and maybe drooling a bit*huh? whuh? DanToth326 11 months ago Beans Antique_Mission_8834 11 months ago “Luckily no one wants to date me” -I’m sure that’s not true, OP fireballsack08 11 months ago You spend 1/2 the date “in the office” 🧻🚽💩 cristiaro420 11 months ago Why tho? ForeverCherished_ 11 months ago Y???? Thebeast76239 11 months ago That looks absolutely delicious 😋 alienscape 11 months ago That looks like a superb burger! Eastern-Dig-4555 11 months ago Worst thing to eat on a date: splitting a packet of Skittles. This is amazing. You could do a lot worse. A_Texas_Hobo 11 months ago You just haven’t found her yet. evoxbeck 11 months ago The messier you’ll get in that food, may spread the legs quicker on arrival to bed PromiseHungry2645 11 months ago Wings… Own-Efficiency-8597 11 months ago WHAT???? Burgers are perfect for a date… The fuck you talkin aboutWrite A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
JulesChenier 11 months ago I don’t understand this sentiment.Who cares if it’s messy, or garlicky, or whatever. If they freak out, they aren’t right for you.
theherbalshaman 11 months ago Why would a delicious burger be the worst thing to eat on a date? That makes zero sense to me
Selash 11 months ago *is covered in Buffalo sauce and chicken wing bits and maybe drooling a bit*huh? whuh?
Eastern-Dig-4555 11 months ago Worst thing to eat on a date: splitting a packet of Skittles. This is amazing. You could do a lot worse.
evoxbeck 11 months ago The messier you’ll get in that food, may spread the legs quicker on arrival to bed
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That burger IS the date
Something messy like ribs or wings
I don’t understand this sentiment.
Who cares if it’s messy, or garlicky, or whatever. If they freak out, they aren’t right for you.
Why would a delicious burger be the worst thing to eat on a date? That makes zero sense to me
*is covered in Buffalo sauce and chicken wing bits and maybe drooling a bit*
huh? whuh?
Beans
“Luckily no one wants to date me” -I’m sure that’s not true, OP
You spend 1/2 the date “in the office” 🧻🚽💩
Why tho?
Y????
That looks absolutely delicious 😋
That looks like a superb burger!
Worst thing to eat on a date: splitting a packet of Skittles. This is amazing. You could do a lot worse.
You just haven’t found her yet.
The messier you’ll get in that food, may spread the legs quicker on arrival to bed
Wings…
WHAT???? Burgers are perfect for a date… The fuck you talkin about