My brother and his attempt to make an „omelette“by Detentionz 22 Comments Detentionz 11 months ago Hes 24 btw, grown ass man EffectiveHead6961 11 months ago did he know omelettes need to be mixed beforehand 💔 JustHereForTheBeer_ 11 months ago Vomlette trevrichards 11 months ago omelettn’t Gloomy-Restaurant-42 11 months ago The old saying goes “you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette”, not “you gotta ruin a few eggs to make an omelette”. ninesevenecho 11 months ago omlettesnotandsaywedid bhagad 11 months ago You’re supposed to mix the eggs BEFORE you cook it, not when they’re 90% done. Chilidogdingdong 11 months ago Probably should have learned what an omelette is at least first TheHumanoidTyphoon69 11 months ago At a certain part, you have to look deep within and make scrambled moogiemomm 11 months ago He needs practice. peanutbutterand_ely 11 months ago pls tell me he doesn’t have a phone so i can excuse this. Pristine_Egg3831 11 months ago Well, it has eggs Herpty_Derp95 11 months ago Omelette? More like a hate crime against breakfast. BigChuyAAC 11 months ago I’m 21 and I don’t get how other guys around my age, and much older, don’t know how to cook… like how have they survived?!!?? Perfect-Presence-200 11 months ago Probably needs a role model, at the very least YouTube. Deritatium 10 months ago [Weaponized incompetence](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/basics/weaponized-incompetence) bitemebunni 10 months ago Maybe he should start out with scrambled eggs. Learn to stir first No_Neck5935 10 months ago No that’s just fried egg Various_Point_3080 10 months ago Is there peanuts in this? Successful-Deer-1881 10 months ago  dasisglucklich 10 months ago Your brother is living in 2065 _Stank_McNasty_ 10 months ago I’ve learned half the things in my life by watching someone do it (including making an omelette) he obviously never had the privilegeWrite A CommentYou must be logged in to post a comment.
Gloomy-Restaurant-42 11 months ago The old saying goes “you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette”, not “you gotta ruin a few eggs to make an omelette”.
TheHumanoidTyphoon69 11 months ago At a certain part, you have to look deep within and make scrambled
BigChuyAAC 11 months ago I’m 21 and I don’t get how other guys around my age, and much older, don’t know how to cook… like how have they survived?!!??
Deritatium 10 months ago [Weaponized incompetence](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/basics/weaponized-incompetence)
_Stank_McNasty_ 10 months ago I’ve learned half the things in my life by watching someone do it (including making an omelette) he obviously never had the privilege
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Hes 24 btw, grown ass man
did he know omelettes need to be mixed beforehand 💔
Vomlette
omelettn’t
The old saying goes “you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette”, not “you gotta ruin a few eggs to make an omelette”.
omlettesnotandsaywedid
You’re supposed to mix the eggs BEFORE you cook it, not when they’re 90% done.
Probably should have learned what an omelette
is at least first
At a certain part, you have to look deep within and make scrambled
He needs practice.
pls tell me he doesn’t have a phone so i can excuse this.
Well, it has eggs
Omelette? More like a hate crime against breakfast.
I’m 21 and I don’t get how other guys around my age, and much older, don’t know how to cook… like how have they survived?!!??
Probably needs a role model, at the very least YouTube.
[Weaponized incompetence](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/basics/weaponized-incompetence)
Maybe he should start out with scrambled eggs. Learn to stir first
No that’s just fried egg
Is there peanuts in this?

Your brother is living in 2065
I’ve learned half the things in my life by watching someone do it (including making an omelette) he obviously never had the privilege