Today I’m not cooking with Kian. I’m cooking Kian. We’re making a lasagna sandwich. Today I’m not cooking with Kian. I’m cooking Kian. Let’s make a chicken farm sandwich. Cut the chicken in half, into the flour, into the eggs, and into the breadcrumbs. Kian, you’re an adult now. You get to drink like an adult. What? How do you know that? Cheers. Wait, is is this going to get me drunk? I wish. I know you’re older now, but are you a better chef? Yeah, you tell me. We get it. I’m not fast enough. Add olive oil, garlic, and tomatoes. And some salt and pepper and a little basil. I’ve definitely grown up, but you definitely haven’t. A little bit of sauce. Sauce on top. And add the mozzarella. Mozzarella. Mozzarella. And some barbec. This used to be you, and now you’re this. Where has time gone? Look at that. What up, Petito? It’s really good. But I’m still sad.

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  1. It’s been two years since this beginning part was there… thank you for bringing it back… ;D

  2. "𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚎" 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚢𝚢 🤣