That looks like *Crangon crangon* (northern sea shrimp) and smoked salmon + cole slaw and some random fruits.
It looks incredibly wild, some fancy buffet restaurant?
ArwingElite
It’s a See-Food Platter
wittor
Cheap shrimp and oxidised salmon, am I wrong?
skunkyk
What’s with pairing fish and passionfruit
Captive0ne
Nothing good comes out of putting stuff into your body that is laid out on a mirror.
__KptnHaddock
The cocaine goes straight on the gums then? What the 70s fever dream…
Capable_Employee_
I don’t care about the mirror, but that frame looks disgusting.
Hamonwrysangwich
That dirty mirror frame does *not* look like something I’d want touching my food. Ick.
Dish_Minimum
The groove where the food slips under the frame.
I don’t even wanna know how many wedding buffets got this same mirror reused over and over.
You could feed a village off the left over fish crust caked into the framing. That’s a fact.
Loserslovereddit
Creepy tiny stir fry shrimp on a 70s coke mirror?! Are they supposed to snort the shrimp and do salmon gummies?
Sir_Arthur_Vandelay
This looks like one of those mediocre *snack in repose* paintings that I quickly pass by in museums while searching for better art.
cinnamongingerloaf22
How do they properly clean that? Also, is that paint on the frame food safe???
2kan
This is a personal attack
LitigiousAutist
One of the worst I’ve seen.
derpferd
It looks like it’s hanging on a wall in an art gallery, presumably from Marco Pierre White’s blue period
A_Texas_Hobo
That shrimp looks sad
SaffronRnlds
Mmm love the sound of fork tines on a mirror to go with your meal…
Skeletor-P-Funk
Now every time you do coke, it’ll smell like a fish monger’s trousers.
noblehoax
Restaurant Buys mirror at home goods that was returned after a coke party and sold for $12.99. Then serves a shartcuterie for $68.
oxyscotty
Could they have made that frame look any more disgusting..? And just thinking about all the nooks and crannies gives me the heebie jeebies. If it’s a professional caterer I’m sure it’s sanitary, but the “plating” is still an important part to making food “taste” good. The fact they went with that look just seems a bit crazy to me.
Terranaform
Dig a little too deep with a fork and you have seven years’ bad luck
beezchurgr
The last thing I want to see while I’m shoveling shrimp into my mouth is the reflection of all of my chins. Please god no.
Burnt_and_Blistered
This one is *repulsive.*
Hopeful-Flounder-203
That’s krill. Not shrimp.
West_Abbreviations53
ServSafe gonna fail ya on that one
travelfuncouple23
For vintage mirrors that may contain lead; I wonder if it could leech into the food…
Hubsimaus
Ew what? 😬
harpejjist
How do they sanitize the frame?!?!
logosfabula
This surface and frame are sooo unhygienic… imagine the bacterial colonies building up in its nook and crannies
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That looks like *Crangon crangon* (northern sea shrimp) and smoked salmon + cole slaw and some random fruits.
It looks incredibly wild, some fancy buffet restaurant?
It’s a See-Food Platter
Cheap shrimp and oxidised salmon, am I wrong?
What’s with pairing fish and passionfruit
Nothing good comes out of putting stuff into your body that is laid out on a mirror.
The cocaine goes straight on the gums then? What the 70s fever dream…
I don’t care about the mirror, but that frame looks disgusting.
That dirty mirror frame does *not* look like something I’d want touching my food. Ick.
The groove where the food slips under the frame.
I don’t even wanna know how many wedding buffets got this same mirror reused over and over.
You could feed a village off the left over fish crust caked into the framing. That’s a fact.
Creepy tiny stir fry shrimp on a 70s coke mirror?! Are they supposed to snort the shrimp and do salmon gummies?
This looks like one of those mediocre *snack in repose* paintings that I quickly pass by in museums while searching for better art.
How do they properly clean that? Also, is that paint on the frame food safe???
This is a personal attack
One of the worst I’ve seen.
It looks like it’s hanging on a wall in an art gallery, presumably from Marco Pierre White’s blue period
That shrimp looks sad
Mmm love the sound of fork tines on a mirror to go with your meal…
Now every time you do coke, it’ll smell like a fish monger’s trousers.
Restaurant Buys mirror at home goods that was returned after a coke party and sold for $12.99. Then serves a shartcuterie for $68.
Could they have made that frame look any more disgusting..? And just thinking about all the nooks and crannies gives me the heebie jeebies. If it’s a professional caterer I’m sure it’s sanitary, but the “plating” is still an important part to making food “taste” good. The fact they went with that look just seems a bit crazy to me.
Dig a little too deep with a fork and you have seven years’ bad luck
The last thing I want to see while I’m shoveling shrimp into my mouth is the reflection of all of my chins. Please god no.
This one is *repulsive.*
That’s krill. Not shrimp.
ServSafe gonna fail ya on that one
For vintage mirrors that may contain lead; I wonder if it could leech into the food…
Ew what? 😬
How do they sanitize the frame?!?!
This surface and frame are sooo unhygienic… imagine the bacterial colonies building up in its nook and crannies