Made one of my favorite desserts from Paris. The Cedric Grolet Vanilla Bean 💩
Made one of my favorite desserts from Paris. The Cedric Grolet Vanilla Bean 💩
by KT_Bites
45 Comments
KT_Bites
Death by Vanilla: Vanilla ganache, Vanilla Cremeux, vanilla almond praline, vanilla almond biscuit, chocolate shell rubbed with vanilla bean. It was sooooo good. Brought me back to Paris. A shit ton of work but worth it
82MIZZOU
Did you cut it open with a poop knife?
AnimeMintTea
Help😭 I thought it was Chinese sausage
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multii-pass
I saw one of thems in the bathroom earlier.
Clan-Sea
Fantastic
You could make it less turd-like by making it 3-4 feet long, so the ratio is more exact to the vanilla bean. But that’s no fun, it’s perfect the way it is
kingqueefsalot
Dessert sausage?
CheckRaiseDaTurn
I make one of those every morning after my coffee.
Pseudonova
What’s that, about $5000 worth of vanilla?
Fudgeman48
How do you do this?
Lavend3rRose
Mr. Hankey?
MaryMiichele
How did it come out? 🥴🫠
Seriously though, I adore Cedric Grolet pastries, etc. Truly works of art.
Malarkey5150
That’s the vanilla bean she told you not to worry about.
TooObsessedWithOtoge
Wow the pastry cream(?) looks delicious
Greywell2
Looks good, but it looks like shit. 😆
StomachStrict
It’s not about the size, it’s about how you use it. 😂
Illyalil
I was trying to figure out what happened to that cucumber for a sec
Anagoth9
All joking aside, the description and cross section look delicious and I’m envious.
sailor_rose
Is that what that is?
karigan_g
omg you did it! that’s so awesome!
KadinNova
This amount of vanilla would’ve been worth a kingdom in ancient times
think_up
Mr Hanky is that you?
nightservice_
This looks like a fatass blunt
nsorenson13
my friend it looks exquisite! take my upvote please!
fuglord666
Bravo. That was my favorite patisserie in Paris. This must’ve tasted incredible!
mysweetpatoutie
I just wanted to let you know that this image and the accompanying comments just made me laugh hysterically for a solid 5 minutes. I’m very sleep deprived from caring for my toddler and 4 month old. Thank you, I really needed that laugh. Also, this sounds absolutely delicious! I’ll have to try it if I ever go to Paris again.
SquidRamen2001
Looks like what i made earlier today
WayfaringWoman21
You know exactly why you posted this
Theemperorsmith
Looks more like fun for mom
Cokeisgoodd
That looks like a very big turd
browneyesays
Obligatory “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.”
This just put me on a quest to find this dessert next time I’m in Paris lmao
30DayThrill
Two days of all cheese and meats with no fibre
C2664
Well…
Glum_Singer2495
My cat can make this
Flickeringcandles
That’s not a sausage?
rashyandtrashy
I love everyone here
Worried-Tap-3036
it’s almost one am and it took me a solid two minutes to figure out how a. a vanilla bean is considered a dessert on its own and b. where on earth vanilla beans grow that big. i’m taking my butt to bed lol
bestdogintheworld
Did you though? Because all I see is a really healthy poo.
45 Comments
Death by Vanilla: Vanilla ganache, Vanilla Cremeux, vanilla almond praline, vanilla almond biscuit, chocolate shell rubbed with vanilla bean. It was sooooo good. Brought me back to Paris. A shit ton of work but worth it
Did you cut it open with a poop knife?
Help😭 I thought it was Chinese sausage
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I saw one of thems in the bathroom earlier.
Fantastic
You could make it less turd-like by making it 3-4 feet long, so the ratio is more exact to the vanilla bean. But that’s no fun, it’s perfect the way it is
Dessert sausage?
I make one of those every morning after my coffee.
What’s that, about $5000 worth of vanilla?
How do you do this?
Mr. Hankey?
How did it come out? 🥴🫠
Seriously though, I adore Cedric Grolet pastries, etc. Truly works of art.
That’s the vanilla bean she told you not to worry about.
Wow the pastry cream(?) looks delicious
Looks good, but it looks like shit. 😆
It’s not about the size, it’s about how you use it. 😂
I was trying to figure out what happened to that cucumber for a sec
All joking aside, the description and cross section look delicious and I’m envious.
Is that what that is?
omg you did it! that’s so awesome!
This amount of vanilla would’ve been worth a kingdom in ancient times
Mr Hanky is that you?
This looks like a fatass blunt
my friend it looks exquisite! take my upvote please!
Bravo. That was my favorite patisserie in Paris. This must’ve tasted incredible!
I just wanted to let you know that this image and the accompanying comments just made me laugh hysterically for a solid 5 minutes. I’m very sleep deprived from caring for my toddler and 4 month old. Thank you, I really needed that laugh. Also, this sounds absolutely delicious! I’ll have to try it if I ever go to Paris again.
Looks like what i made earlier today
You know exactly why you posted this
Looks more like fun for mom
That looks like a very big turd
Obligatory “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.”
https://media1.tenor.com/m/e15TRt5USIEAAAAC/happy-gilmore-adam-sandler.gif
This just put me on a quest to find this dessert next time I’m in Paris lmao
Two days of all cheese and meats with no fibre
Well…
My cat can make this
That’s not a sausage?
I love everyone here
it’s almost one am and it took me a solid two minutes to figure out how a. a vanilla bean is considered a dessert on its own and b. where on earth vanilla beans grow that big. i’m taking my butt to bed lol
Did you though? Because all I see is a really healthy poo.
That looks like shit.
r/shitfromabutt
Looks yummy !
That dude is truly amazing.
Oh yeah I made one just like that this morning
looks really tasty