why can’t fruit salad at restaurants ever be mangoes and kiwi and raspberries and stuff? why is it always unripe melons, sour pineapple, small sour blueberries, and then a handful of strawberries? (I mean, I know the answer is cost, but it just annoys me.)
littlecreamsoda79
In the last few years I’ve become allergic to pineapple, kiwi, and peaches 😭 I’m most upset about the kiwi
littlecreamsoda79
In the last few years I’ve become allergic to pineapple, kiwi, and peaches 😭 I’m most upset about the kiwi
Thatomeglekid
“I ordered fruit salad and all I got was blueberries 🥲”
Mediocre-Proposal686
That’s just beautiful. I’d love getting that on my plate 😍
Prestigious_Dream_27
Roy G Biv would like a word.
brittnlouofoakley
That’s a big ass salad. Wow. Perhaps a little poppyseed dressing on the side?
death_divisible_
Phrasing.
Frientance
Goddamn it, honeydew?! Jesus, why does cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party, it can bring along its dumb friend honeydew? You don’t get a plus-one, cantaloupe!
KangKorso
Yummy yummy
HorrorAvatar
I work at an Italian restaurant and we don’t make fruit salad anymore, but when we did we added basil at the end. It was next-level delicious. I miss that fruit salad.
512maxhealth
I tell ya there’s nothing like a good cantaloupe
Dweezilalsoavenger
If you think it’s so pretty, why don’t you ask it to marry you?
19 Comments
Fruit lasagna
Yummy yummy!
https://preview.redd.it/l9rub6rrzvpg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7e26acc2638bd850656cfac1e5d8bb15de4f1a9
Shake, shake, shake, seniora, shake it all the time.
goddamn fruit
https://preview.redd.it/1g8iznkx0wpg1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aa2a98aa0eb5107ef720c20cbc970dad15eecb6
Nicely done!
why can’t fruit salad at restaurants ever be mangoes and kiwi and raspberries and stuff? why is it always unripe melons, sour pineapple, small sour blueberries, and then a handful of strawberries? (I mean, I know the answer is cost, but it just annoys me.)
In the last few years I’ve become allergic to pineapple, kiwi, and peaches 😭 I’m most upset about the kiwi
In the last few years I’ve become allergic to pineapple, kiwi, and peaches 😭 I’m most upset about the kiwi
“I ordered fruit salad and all I got was blueberries 🥲”
That’s just beautiful. I’d love getting that on my plate 😍
Roy G Biv would like a word.
That’s a big ass salad. Wow. Perhaps a little poppyseed dressing on the side?
Phrasing.
Goddamn it, honeydew?! Jesus, why does cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party, it can bring along its dumb friend honeydew? You don’t get a plus-one, cantaloupe!
Yummy yummy
I work at an Italian restaurant and we don’t make fruit salad anymore, but when we did we added basil at the end. It was next-level delicious. I miss that fruit salad.
I tell ya there’s nothing like a good cantaloupe
If you think it’s so pretty, why don’t you ask it to marry you?
[https://youtube.com/shorts/CR-3I33je_Y?si=POVuoues0Ls_x60U](https://youtube.com/shorts/CR-3I33je_Y?si=POVuoues0Ls_x60U)