I hope the “messy seafood served directly on the table” trope is still popular
I hope the “messy seafood served directly on the table” trope is still popular
by a_beer_with_yoda
45 Comments
Personal-Ladder-4361
Ive been to a ton of boils like this and prefer it than digging around in a pot.
This allows everyone to grab 1 of the 6 varieties of items in it
GaptistePlayer
It’s funny how much these stupid methods are often filming a person who can’t do something as basic as dump food by tipping a pan
Golden_Noir
Good luck OP.
PantsDontHaveAnswers
Jesus Christ DUMP IT IF YOU’RE GONNA DUMP IT
outside_cat
It’s boiled seafood. This is normal. I don’t see an issue.
santahbaby420
who is the idiot pouring it
ImGoingBackToMonke
it works with a real seafood boil, i dont know what this slop is
IFeedSquirrelsAMA
jfc just put it in a trough at this point.
RubyEldrich
This is normal not stupid
TemporaryClemency22
Stupid food or stupid people?
Spritebubblegum
Im confused..they pour the food out on purpose and then act surprised 😯
YLASRO
i always wonde rif this is a cost saving measure. since you have to wash the tablecloth anyways you save on the cleaning of plates
DiverseVoltron
Their attempt to contain the butter with the tablecloth is admirable but pathetic.
DistractionCitron
This is how you eat a seafood boil.
Dayvfish
Nothing inherently wrong with a seafood boil but maybe have someone actually capable of flipping the pot over and not…

Mostly_Maui_Wowie
Why the hell did that take so long?
Bob_12_Pack
The only stupid part of this is that they dumped the melted butter on the table, otherwise it would be normal for a seafood boil.
valleypremium
Idgaf how or where anyone eats their seafood boil but whoever is holding that bowl is really pissing me off
EticketJedi
I realize it’s traditional and there are reasons for it, but I have never understood the whole eat off the table part of seafood boils. I think it’s just an aesthetic thing with me.
I’d still eat it regardless.
TurbulentRole3292
Why not just leave it on the platter? Nothing nore than a gimmicky presentation.
Bonk_No_Horni
Just leave the pan bro
iboreddd
There’s a restaurant with that concept at Amsterdam city centre and it’s always crowded
Agitated_Carrot9127
Id still eat it.
RainbowPegasus82
I just can’t with those crab legs 🤢
Ragtime_Snek
I literally did this

Kino2031
That boiled seafood looks pale AF
n-a_barrakus
eallaP
AtPrick
Yup
425565
Hot melted butter on your lap completes the experience.
Ill_Investment_7977
The only positive thing I could say about this is at least it looks like it was cooked and seasoned.
Smiles-Bite
This isn’t stupid for a seafood boil; it’s a very long-standing tradition in a whole lot of places. What is stupid is spaghetti, salads, and potato salads… I have watched someone do it with ice cream, others with fries and chicken nuggets. Just blegh.
amandakissandhug456
Might as well serve with style; try hitting the pan into your customer who is the “head of the table”, be sure to make more tips. Or if you tried pouring out the food from a ladder? That way you are ensured and guaranteed that everyone sitting in the table gets the splash damage, of course don’t forget to throw your pan at someone deserving. Don’t forget to execute the best customer service, elbow drop from the top of the ladder. More tips if you can break the table and win the employee of the month.
ChiefTapiTapi
Well it’s not directly on the table
O_gr

ConsiderationHead556
It’s called shell out here in Malaysia and i always eat it
Snail_OnA_Razorblade
Just gotta fuckin send it!
Wolvii_404
Took them 3 business days to dump it smh
donkey_cum_waterfall
Is that all minced garlic on top?
JibIette
Piggies ready for the slop table :>
jointdawg
That was unnecessarily long
UltraNeoTako
Mmmm tastes like plastic.
Chuyzapatist
I’m pretty sure you still eat paella in the pan.
Noitad_
Why did someone vomit on this pan?
zorggalacticus
They put the paper down for specifically this purpose. Most seafood boils do this. It’s gonna get eaten with your hands anyway. This way they can spread it out more and everybody can grab something without touching everything else too. The dud just sucks at dumping the food out for some reason.
45 Comments
Ive been to a ton of boils like this and prefer it than digging around in a pot.
This allows everyone to grab 1 of the 6 varieties of items in it
It’s funny how much these stupid methods are often filming a person who can’t do something as basic as dump food by tipping a pan
Good luck OP.
Jesus Christ DUMP IT IF YOU’RE GONNA DUMP IT
It’s boiled seafood. This is normal. I don’t see an issue.
who is the idiot pouring it
it works with a real seafood boil, i dont know what this slop is
jfc just put it in a trough at this point.
This is normal not stupid
Stupid food or stupid people?
Im confused..they pour the food out on purpose and then act surprised 😯
i always wonde rif this is a cost saving measure. since you have to wash the tablecloth anyways you save on the cleaning of plates
Their attempt to contain the butter with the tablecloth is admirable but pathetic.
This is how you eat a seafood boil.
Nothing inherently wrong with a seafood boil but maybe have someone actually capable of flipping the pot over and not…

Why the hell did that take so long?
The only stupid part of this is that they dumped the melted butter on the table, otherwise it would be normal for a seafood boil.
Idgaf how or where anyone eats their seafood boil but whoever is holding that bowl is really pissing me off
I realize it’s traditional and there are reasons for it, but I have never understood the whole eat off the table part of seafood boils. I think it’s just an aesthetic thing with me.
I’d still eat it regardless.
Why not just leave it on the platter? Nothing nore than a gimmicky presentation.
Just leave the pan bro
There’s a restaurant with that concept at Amsterdam city centre and it’s always crowded
Id still eat it.
I just can’t with those crab legs 🤢
I literally did this

That boiled seafood looks pale AF
eallaP
Yup
Hot melted butter on your lap completes the experience.
The only positive thing I could say about this is at least it looks like it was cooked and seasoned.
This isn’t stupid for a seafood boil; it’s a very long-standing tradition in a whole lot of places. What is stupid is spaghetti, salads, and potato salads… I have watched someone do it with ice cream, others with fries and chicken nuggets. Just blegh.
Might as well serve with style; try hitting the pan into your customer who is the “head of the table”, be sure to make more tips. Or if you tried pouring out the food from a ladder? That way you are ensured and guaranteed that everyone sitting in the table gets the splash damage, of course don’t forget to throw your pan at someone deserving. Don’t forget to execute the best customer service, elbow drop from the top of the ladder. More tips if you can break the table and win the employee of the month.
Well it’s not directly on the table

It’s called shell out here in Malaysia and i always eat it
Just gotta fuckin send it!
Took them 3 business days to dump it smh
Is that all minced garlic on top?
Piggies ready for the slop table :>
That was unnecessarily long
Mmmm tastes like plastic.
I’m pretty sure you still eat paella in the pan.
Why did someone vomit on this pan?
They put the paper down for specifically this purpose. Most seafood boils do this. It’s gonna get eaten with your hands anyway. This way they can spread it out more and everybody can grab something without touching everything else too. The dud just sucks at dumping the food out for some reason.
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