He had actual food on the counter btw. He chose this. Why
by romanichki
He had actual food on the counter btw. He chose this. Why
by romanichki
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What has happened to you, Mort Goldman
I don’t say this as an insult in any way, but he could be in the spectrum. I know some individuals hyper fixate on certain foods, colors, etc. someone who knows/understand more might chime in.
Please bring me five cans of olives
I eat about a can of black olive a week, the lower sodium ones.
Delicious, buttery, and also really good for you
Not the whole can in one sitting though, and not as a meal… like 5 or 6 here and there for snacks in between meals to hold me over
Don’t let him do that too often, that’s a fuckload of sodium!
nah that’s delicious.
That sounds pretty appetizing right now. I wouldn’t condone it, but I did just eat a jar of olives stuffed with habaneros in one sitting.
I used to be weird and eat stuff like that. One day he’ll be a boring adult and tell his wife how he used to eat a bowl of olives as a kid.
I would eat them though
I lived a while and worked at a grocery store and seen I would say at least 100 people and survey says no one has ever said I’m gonna crack open a can of olives for dinner tonight.
Edgy and yummy
I used to eat olives for dinner. But they were part of a martini or two.
I see nothing wrong with this
Weirdly im ok with this
My kid ate a 2L jar of pickles and one of olives every weekend for years.
Just for your info lol
Not stupid. I’d agree this can be dinner.
To each his own. Live and let olive.
Olives are good
Because olives are delicious, duh.
He loves salt! Probably won’t end well, but my Aunt used to put salt on salted food and she lived into her 80’s.
My brother-in-law once ate a whole can of mushrooms because he couldn’t wait for my sister to come home and make dinner.
Your nephew may be me
[bring out the olives](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/s/QVU2rJI9a4)
I demolish a can of olives. Green or black. Pitted or sliced. Little cheese stick on the side maybe. It’s so good
Just missing the mayo
I can understand this. Love me some freaking olives.
This is what happens when you grow up on unseasoned bland food
That shits fucking delicious
I cant stand eating olives in ANYTHING. I literally dont, eww
but a CAN OF BLACK OLIVES
and PUTTING THEM ON MY FINGERS?!
My kids can eat a can thry love them also I could snack on them as well. But not just for a meal. I need other stuff as well
The sodium can be crazy high in canned olives.. just fyi. But Ive done this before. I’ll take cauliflower, cherry tomatoes, kalamata olives, and a bit of feta with a little aged balsamic vinegar and just eat that. But I’m no stranger to eating just a bowl of olives.. I work from home and I’m lazy, and those little quarter size cans of black pitted olives are a super snack, imo.
Se inizio a mangiarle non smetto finché non sono finite,o finché non ce ne stanno più🤷🏻♂️
I mean they are in a bowl. Straight out of the can with your fingers is the move
Simplified deconstructed tapenade
I would totally rock that
I used to do this with sardines, good olives, or various other brined foods. Teach him to cook, a good puttanesca will be exactly his speed
I’ve eaten an entire can of olives in one sitting on more than one occasion. It’s hard to stop once I start.
What’s wrong with olives tho I like olives
Needs milk on them like it’s cereal…
Apparently when I was a kid I was obsessed with Olives, so much so that when we went out for pizza I just ordered a bowl of olives. The irony is that I don’t remember this, and for as long as *I* can recall I’ve never liked them, any variety.
Teenager?? They eat weird stuffs