Screenshot from the NASA Artemis II live stream.

by emichbe

14 Comments

  1. UpperSupport9

    Paulman Acre Fermented Garlic, goes amazing on everything

  2. SharkPicnic

    Sriracha, Cholula (before the recipe change), Melinda’s ghost pepper wing sauce, and Melinda’s scotch bonnet sauce.

  3. OreoSpeedwaggon

    – El Yucateco Black Label
    – Marie Sharp’s Green Habanero
    – Cowtown Night of the Living BBQ Sauce
    – Torchbearer Garlic Reaper
    – Herdez Guacamole Salsa

    Those should be enough to get me through the mission and give that fancy toilet of theirs some breaking-in time.

  4. glamghoulz

    Tabasco scorpion, Frank’s extra hot, Melinda’s scotch bonnet habanero

    Was trying to think of more to get to five, but I feel like I’d end up getting redundant because I just REALLY like scorpion sauces. If pepper flakes were allowed, flat iron can’t feel my face ez.

  5. PCMasterCucks

    The mission is only 10 days, but Green Tabasco is like my comfort sauce so I’d take that lol

  6. OffToTheLizard

    Something with lots of garlic, basil, and veg flavored peppers. With Worcestershire sauce and apple cider vinegar.

    We can’t guarantee anything tastes good, so all flavor bomb.

  7. glorifindel

    Lao gan ma would be bomb (I know not technically hot sauce but just sayin). Otherwise I would go for something complex.. feeling tiger sauce?

  8. Futura_Yellow

    None of the high powered sauces we all love in this sub. If I had to take one, probably just Sriracha. I wouldn’t want to put that evil on anyone. I’ve seen videos of what it takes to drop a deuce in space and I wouldn’t be willing to subject my fellow astronauts to the aftermath of a MRE with fucking garlic reaper sauce on it.

  9. Blue bird sriracha, Belezian heat, Melinas Ghost pepper creamy wing sauce, Tapatio, and El yucateco red

  10. paupaupaupau

    Something really mild and inoffensive. I wouldn’t want to offer my hot sauce to a moonman and have them mistake it for an act of aggression.

  11. big_loadz

    You want the most extremely potent and flavorful hot sauce to counter the blandness that comes from space travel.

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