This is the dumbest most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen. Although I wish they would actually make such a thing. I’d keep one in my cupboard just for giggles
Impressive_Host_2645
id buy it
ozarkhick
great for football games where they ban beer
ArchmageRick
A shelf stable alternative to a cold one, complete with a great omega-3 content. Doesn’t disrupt the populations of marine wildlife either.
Pop a couple in the work lunchbox, a little plastic fork for show, and BAM – everyone thinks you’re wolfing down sardines while you get a nice buzz to get through some excel sheets.
WhiteningMcClean
Pocket sand
Glexington
That’d look pretty cool in the stash…
GoatLegRedux
Could’ve at least filled them with oyster stout
Harpua99
No way! great
morbid909
I’ll take a 200ml aged rum canned
Equal-Produce4833
Fuck id by whiskey like that
BobloblawTx89
Would be better if it didn’t have a tab and you’d have to use a church key like the old days. Less messy. April fools fail.
jjj666jjj666jjj
This would be great to keep in my pocket in the event of an emergency celebration when it happens.
Kidg33k
Is this real? I’m not an idiot, but please
Ace_Robots
Having operated a canning line in beer production, good fuggin luck homies. Hard enough getting that shit to stay in a normal ass can. Or maybe it was me. Or the beer.
Edit: the beer was in me.
dajhek
These would stack so much better in my camping cooler…
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april 1st
This is the dumbest most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen. Although I wish they would actually make such a thing. I’d keep one in my cupboard just for giggles
id buy it
great for football games where they ban beer
A shelf stable alternative to a cold one, complete with a great omega-3 content. Doesn’t disrupt the populations of marine wildlife either.
Pop a couple in the work lunchbox, a little plastic fork for show, and BAM – everyone thinks you’re wolfing down sardines while you get a nice buzz to get through some excel sheets.
Pocket sand
That’d look pretty cool in the stash…
Could’ve at least filled them with oyster stout
No way! great
I’ll take a 200ml aged rum canned
Fuck id by whiskey like that
Would be better if it didn’t have a tab and you’d have to use a church key like the old days. Less messy. April fools fail.
This would be great to keep in my pocket in the event of an emergency celebration when it happens.
Is this real? I’m not an idiot, but please
Having operated a canning line in beer production, good fuggin luck homies. Hard enough getting that shit to stay in a normal ass can. Or maybe it was me. Or the beer.
Edit: the beer was in me.
These would stack so much better in my camping cooler…