this sub usually doesn’t phase me, but this genuinely made me gag. well done, op 👍
Yabbatown
Pretty solid contender for shittiest meal of the year and we’re only in April. Well done, humans
Remarkable-Pass-2066
The balls someone had to make this.
Uchihagod53

judah249
Rocky Mountain oyster pizza in this economy?!
Keganator
I read the title, thought “what do they mean?” and then clicked anyway.

PmMeBitchingKneecaps
This is on a whole different level of unappetizing.
TheJiggliestPug
All I could think of when I saw this was “fuckkkkk you no”.
honkyponkydonky
Testy festy
Terrible_Reporter_98
Wonder what the consistency is on the testicles?
jscummy
Seems like the testicle could have at least been cooked or prepared in *some* way rather than just plop em down whole
Electronic-Buyer-468
Small pizza or big nuts? I’d hate to see the size of the full grown ones, my god. Please allow me the good fortune of never having to eat something like this.
Justinc4s3-
I always get saddened at the thought of the poor creatures that gave their life to be turned into utter shite.
cwcam86
I’ve never seen calf balls that weren’t battered & deep fried.
proxy_noob
Well? How is it?
fartew
If they were sliced the pizza would be ten times more appetizing AND ten times easier to eat. Imagine trying to bite a slice only for one of the testes to fly through the room at mach fuck.
Also I’m worried being so thick they might still be raw in the middle
Thats_him

foxforcereadit
you.. you leave me without words. th- this- like i feel as if im looking at one of these early ai gen images where nothing makes sense WTAF IS THIS
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Why are the testes not cooked ?
It rough out in these streets
ive seen it all
this sub usually doesn’t phase me, but this genuinely made me gag. well done, op 👍
Pretty solid contender for shittiest meal of the year and we’re only in April. Well done, humans
The balls someone had to make this.

Rocky Mountain oyster pizza in this economy?!
I read the title, thought “what do they mean?” and then clicked anyway.

This is on a whole different level of unappetizing.
All I could think of when I saw this was “fuckkkkk you no”.
Testy festy
Wonder what the consistency is on the testicles?
Seems like the testicle could have at least been cooked or prepared in *some* way rather than just plop em down whole
Small pizza or big nuts? I’d hate to see the size of the full grown ones, my god. Please allow me the good fortune of never having to eat something like this.
I always get saddened at the thought of the poor creatures that gave their life to be turned into utter shite.
I’ve never seen calf balls that weren’t battered & deep fried.
Well? How is it?
If they were sliced the pizza would be ten times more appetizing AND ten times easier to eat. Imagine trying to bite a slice only for one of the testes to fly through the room at mach fuck.
Also I’m worried being so thick they might still be raw in the middle

you.. you leave me without words. th- this- like i feel as if im looking at one of these early ai gen images where nothing makes sense WTAF IS THIS

r/pizzacrimes


Type of shit you would see in resident evil 7
I could try this if it was decalf.