I wish someone would shoot me in the face. Hotdogs again

by 3_T_SCROAT

17 Comments

  1. clappalachian87

    I fail to see the problem but hope you’re ok, OP.

  2. endodaze

    Add some rice, eggs, and ketchup. And tall glass of koolaid. And some weed. And ice cream.

  3. linecookdaddy

    You…you’re gonna eat *six* glizzards?

    My dude that.might be too many

  4. quartermistress2

    Those are some nice looking hot dogs though! 🤤

  5. TidePlezurBlackSwan6

    That’s something weird to title your post and wish for? Life is precious you shouldn’t think that it’s not humorous either. If you need someone to talk to reach out to me. It read like 1st person and I will confirm I don’t want to “be shot in the face”.

  6. Weak_Vanilla_7825

    That pan looks like King Cobra JFS’s frying pan.

  7. I warned you! I don’t want hotdogs again!

  8. SEWReaver76

    Boil those puppies next time and coin them up in some Mac & Cheese!

  9. Some old guy was venting at the meat counter at Safeway about the price of hamburger and ended with, “I guess it’s tubesteak again!” I didn’t know what that was and asked my friend and they said, “they mean hotdogs.” Now I can’t I unhear it.

  10. All I had today was a noodles cup. I wish I had that

  11. Jiddybit

    I mean yeah that tends to be a side effect of still huffing glue dude.

    Get yourself some help before you accidentally end your life, man.

  12. pokeaboke

    Hot dogs are fuckin good OP. Salute to you

  13. HereOnCompanyTime

    Your post might be better received on r/depressionmeals

  14. Evening_Cheesecake25

    I could live on hotdogs. 

  15. bdog1321

    Rehab, jail, or death. Your post history suggests those are your options

    Stop huffing and driving you absolute moron.