Why even assemble it? Just give me the bags of cheese, meat and dough at this point!

by Bi0_B1lly

41 Comments

  1. Ekwinoksxxx

    What would possess someone to even come up with this in the first place?

  2. MarkInmanSuperGenius

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  3. ninjatom21

    Ohio Valley Pizza is definitely above Altoona style pizza

  4. awildyetti

    I’m literally eating Imos right now, so jokes on you

  5. HaveAtItBub

    used to eat this as a kid in the form of lunchables pizza

  6. audiomachina1234

    “Dont knock it until you’ve tried it” – Ohio Valley local probably

    Nah I’m good lol

  7. inothatidontno

    I live in the ohio valley and have never seen this anywhere. We do have dayton style (marions and cassanos) which is a thin crust, square cut pizza with topping all the way to edge.

  8. hraycroft95

    honestly as someone who grew up eating cold pizza lunchables this might trigger some nostaligia in me

  9. No_Rice197

    Say what yall want, but this actually sounds kinda good.

    Not guilty

  10. NoBoolii

    My favorite style of pizza!! Yes people like us exist. I make it a requirement to eat this at least once or twice a month

  11. IttyBittyOhSoPretty

    I bet it’s decent. In ny we have cold cheese slices where they heat up a regular cheese slice then dump cold cheese on it after it gets out the oven. It’s incredible if you like extra cheese.

  12. ravage214

    What in the goddamn lunchable fuck is this

  13. One_Win_6185

    Visiting the area soon and going to try this. It’s extremely weird. I’d be upset if this came out to me at a pizza place that I normally visit. But I know what I’m walking into and I liked Lunchables so let’s go.

  14. This pizza is what woke me up to this sub being kinda mean spirited. Ohio valley pizza is a niche style served in a handful of shops. It’s incredibly unlikely someone would get served this on accident. It’s not even a “weird” tasting pizza or anything.

  15. SinoSoul

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  16. Radiant-Shallot-7202

    I may eat this before an Altoona pizza tho

  17. UptonCharles

    Them kids were right when they said skibidi Ohio

  18. I liked it when I had it. I felt like the cheese had more flavor. That being said, I missed my cup and char pepperoni.

  19. TowelFine6933

    Not sure about this, but it might be okay. Of course, I love cold cheese pizza from Oneonta, NY. (Heat normal slice, remove from oven, then add extra cheese and serve.) Developed because drunk college student kept burning their mouths with hot cheese. The cold cheese acts as an insulation barrier.

  20. There’s a place on LI that does this, but as an additional topping on regular pizza, and only the cold cheese. It’s actually really good. But I cannot imagine cold sauce and pepperoni

  21. Lillypaddles

    Okay but its actually good tho I promise

  22. potatopierogie

    He was heated but the toppings were not

  23. molotovzav

    It’s a launchables pizza for grown ups

  24. generateanameforme

    Never had this but have been curious. If the cheese is shredded fresh then I thought maybe I’d like this a little but if they’re just throwing bagged starchy shredded cheese on there then it’s going to be a strong no. The cold pepperoni would be less than optimal too – needs to be heated to loosen up the grease and awaken the flavor.

  25. Jacque_LeKrab

    Louisville is in the Ohio Valley and we don’t do that shit around here.

  26. ObviouslyNotALizard

    Imma be really real.

    I’d walk out…. What the fuck

  27. BigPoppaDubDub

    How many times will we allow the state of Ohio violate us before enough is enough?

  28. mjp31514

    Maybe it’s because I’m from there, but I like Stl style pizza. It’s not my favorite ever but I think it’s good.

  29. ZomiZaGomez

    Amazing pizza. Ya’ll just haven’t tried it

  30. wizzard419

    Which came first… lunchables pizza or this?

  31. donnerpartyintheusa

    It’s delicious. There’s cold cheese on top of the melted cheese. The crust is dense and crispy. The sauce is often very zesty. I no longer live in the Ohio Valley, so when I visit, I freeze some and air fry it.

  32. erixtyminutes

    I’ve seen this before, but just looked up St Louis style and smokey provolone and swiss cheese also sounds fucked up in the context of a pizza, imo.

  33. yeah i absolutely love the gritty feeling of pieces of cold mozzerella and pepperoni rocks /s