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Wood fired cheese pizza
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Wood fired cheese pizza


Wood fired cheese pizza

by solo_dbd_player

46 Comments

  4. DoubleFamous5751

    Criminal intent. GUILTY. DEATH BY WOOD FIRE.

  5. phredbull

    I can’t even imagine how one would make something look like this monstrosity. It’s like pizza from a body horror movie.

  8. Cooper_Inc

    ![gif](giphy|yhgkQwGSzpeIw8A2Wi)

    I’ve never upvoted a pizza crime on this sub, so at least know you’re my first. I hate all of it.

  9. sporkachoon

    How was it cooked? Running it over the hood of a car?

  11. Prestigious-Board-62

    Did they cook it first, then add the cheese?

    ![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)

  14. AutomaticAccident

    Did they use cheese whiz on a pizza?

  18. Setsuna00XN

    Well, I can see why the wood got fired. It couldn’t do the job.😥

    ![gif](giphy|3ePb1CHEjfSRhn6r3c)

  20. Call555JackChop

    This is it. This is the absolute worst pizza I’ve seen on this sub.

  21. ullyceese

    When the cheese don’t melt it’s not real cheese

  25. An_D_mon

    Death is too easy

    ![gif](giphy|uvv1xlWDAaruQJ3etW)

  26. chuckinalicious543

    Wood was right, i wouldn’t even hire cheese pizza if he’s gonna show up to work looking like that

  27. hoesinchokers

    If it isn’t vegan cheese, straight to jail.

    If it is vegan cheese, straight to jail.

  28. caiostaygold

    thats what I expect when surgically extracting ascaris lumbricoides causing intestinal obstruction

  32. Legitimate-Fox-7030

    Who put rabbit intestines on this pizza?

  36. turquoise_amethyst

    It looks like OP tried to melt worms onto pizza

    I’m hoping this is… ramen? And that blue/green stuff is ~~not bacteria~~ *edible*?? 

    Anyways, straight to the gulags. wtf man. 

  39. benno4461

    Burnt crust and raw toppings, that’s almost impressive if it wasn’t a hate crime against Italians

  41. Rays_LiquorSauce

    I want you to go to jail for this 

  44. Primal_Thrak

    Did they fire the wood AT the pizza? Man that is nasty.

  45. ZannyHip

    You should be permanently banned for making this image be put in front of my eyes

  46. Somebodsydog

    Even though I know it’s just a badly melted cheese, but it looks like something from the Resident Evil 7.