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Exciting! Finally we're going to have a new Spanish restaurant in my town again!
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Exciting! Finally we’re going to have a new Spanish restaurant in my town again!


Then I saw this picture the article included.

Shit. Nevermind.

by amazonhelpless

31 Comments

  1. amazonhelpless

    My favorite detail is the imprints from the butter wrapper.

  5. venus_arises

    I thought this was the girl dinner sub for a second…

  6. PonderingToTheMasses

    Each of those plates? $18

    Fuck you, that’s why.

  7. rollyrollyrollafun

    It sort of looks like the ‘continental’ breakfast display at a chain hotel

  9. Adventurous-Start874

    Was this the “Spanish” aisle at Midwest Kroger?

  10. Gilgamelon

    You and I had the exact same reaction 😭 I can’t believe the handsome hog died for this

  11. Issac-Cox-Daley

    This is the exact lunch my finnish family serve for lunch basically every day but substitute the eggs for cured meat and Finn crisps.

  12. Senior-Reality-25

    Those tomatoes look mealy. And I don’t want to peel my own eggs. Sorry for you, OP 😕

  17. Over-Director-4986

    Imagine publishing a picture to rep your new spot w *that tomato* in it. And that sweaty fucking dill havarti. It all looks like shit except the cuc. The cuc looks relatively fresh.

    Can a bitch get paella there, or what? Nm-I wouldn’t even want to see what that might look like.

  18. These-Performer-8795

    Those are dollar tree fiesta ware too…

  20. Kippenbouillon

    I as a German would eat that for dinner. A dinner I made myself and bought in the supermarket:D

  21. Nowalking

    Are we not going to talk about the photo being upside down. Or whatever the fuck that angle is

  23. BooksCatsnStuff

    As a Spaniard… wtf?

    They could have at least pretended to know something about our food by adding a bottle of olive oil rather than freaking butter.

  25. CheGueyMaje

    Quite literally the most German breakfast I’ve ever seen

  26. sherzisquirrel

    Looks like staff or family meal 😆

  27. ILoveLipGloss

    lol they probably want 32$ for this too. (unwrapping a stick of butter fee: 15$)

  29. skanedweller

    This looks like a typical Swedish breakfast.

  30. adult_child86

    That looks like Danish rye bread breakfast 😂

  31. toot_suite

    Can we review bomb this place on Google maps? 👉👈