I’m guessing 3k+ calories with 6 grams of total protein lol
That_Matt_Guy_Wow
As soon as I saw the black gloves I knew I was going to be pissed off by the end of the video.
ManofSteer
At this point just buy a bag of sugar and grab a spoon. Simplifies this whole process
HadoMasterBackup
Are… are those pancakes, a muffin and a slice of chocolate cake on top of everything? And this is just for one person? 😕
Admirable_Heat_576
This is disgusting.
I just want the waffles with whipped cream , maple syrup and light dusting of icing sugar.
CatOfTheCanalss
How would you even tackle that? I feel like 4 people would still struggle to eat that
sskylar
Crimsonmaddog44
What’s the point of the Nutella jar buried under all that?
sky_2088
at some point this becomes a gluttonous mess that cannot be good. too much sweetness
Cease-2-Desist
Reminds me of the Taco Town skit.
“You don’t want to eat it without another waffle topped in chocolate and caramel with 4 pancake tacos filled with chocolate and caramel topped with m&ms and rainbow sprinkles covered in whipped cream and again topped with chocolate and caramel before a syringe of chocolate and caramel is inserted into the top next to a tiny jar of Nutella chocolate and almond butter.”
whosits112
As soon as I see “devourpower, I already know this is going to be straight garbage.
Kooky_Confusion3267
Haunting-Kangaroo329
This will take three weeks from your lifespan, and it’s not even tasty
MelonJelly
These are the desserts that five year old me thought he wanted.
Poertkop
Saturnrevitalized
I’m so tired 😩😩
BobbyBrackins
That sucked
ExistentialAngsty
r/caloriecount
YetiorNotHereICome
“Okay, some ice cream on top? You’re good. You– you’re good– YOU’RE GOOD.
Okay, finally the roof; that’s it. Stop, stop, stopstopstop COME ON, KNOCK IT OFF, THE FU–”
PeterTheSmoker
Nah, this is just disgusting. There are usually some crazy looking outright dangerous food that make you salivate, but this ain’t one of them all I can taste through the screen is sugar and diabetes
NariceTrasmittente
they always do this shit moving their hands like they are some high level chefs.
Oryagoagyago
Whenever I see these types lard piles/mountains, whether “savory” or “sweet,” but especially a sweet one like this, is that you wouldn’t be able to taste anything. It would just be extremely dehydrating and sweet. The sugar would start breaking down and rotting in your mouth before you even finished, and it would end being hyper-disgusting. The sugar crash then would put you down hard, and you would shit rotten slime for a day or two. But, hey, whatever floats your boat I guess. Freedom of (consumer) choice plus lack of (public) shame multiplied by lack of (health) education gets you this garbage. I wouldn’t even feed that to an actual pig.
dantekratos
That atrocity is not a Belgian waffle
Last-Rice8194
poop from a butt
Muted-Environment421
My teeth, stomach, esophagus, and ass hurt watching this
Ancient_Spite2394
I’m 36 weeks pregnant and I want this IMMEDIATELY
Cee-Rum
-What would you like to order ?
-Just fuck my shit up.
I_am_The_Teapot
My teeth need morphine. They fucking hurt looking at this.
hm9408
That poor, poor pancreas
TAbathtime
I fucking love a sweet treat, but this makes me sick. I was already begging him to stop after the 2nd scoop of ice cream.
This gotta be days and days worth of calories 🤢
wararyuu
R/poopfromabutt
External-Debate-1537
Looks gross. The kinda overly decorated, purely an expense of food waste, made just for the post or meant to induce diabetic shock in anyone who is willing to attempt this, regardless if the consumer even has diabetes.
Proof_Kitchen_9072
My heart just exploded
Temporary_Thing7517
This specifically, is ridiculous.
But, next time you’re in Waffle House, get a chocolate chip waffle and spread peanut butter on it.
Way back in the day they used to have peanut butter chips they used but they don’t anymore, so peanut butter has to suffice. Make sure they top the chocolate chip waffle with some extra chips.
Sure, you could make it at home too, but the love and care of a waffle house employee gently crafting your choccy-pb waffle before dodging a chair, a few punches, and some random dude flying through the air is just second to none. Chefs kiss.
Rolfmeister87
I can SMELL the heartburn
Holy-Cancer
Fuck me, I’m drinking over here! Shit almost got me to puke on my way back home!
Looking through the puke gif has got me 45% closer to it! 🤬
Dramatic-Bench3781
Fuck calories.
I need a heart attack.
SnooGoats4876
Herk10
Some sugar with macro plastic in between.
Zero40Four
Hey guys look at this! I filmed myself making a total fucking mess !
Deep-Pudding819
The kids in Africa…
baldrickgonzo
Belgian national here, we just had a meeting and we decided we retract all association from this acclaimed “Belgian waffle” abomination.
mt007
Diabetes, Cholesterol are fighting among each other who wins over. Daresay Diarrhea might be one of the fighter also.
Treeflower77
Whoa! That looks like a lot-!? AHHH! My tooth!
JeffBroccoli
Nobody actually wants to eat this. It’s purely just for content. Guarantee that most of this gets scraped into the trash each night
YogurtclosetMental36
Whats even scarier than this, is the fact that there’s someone out there watching this and hoping they could consume that..
biggest-damn-potato
I yelled OH FUCK YOU when the second waffle went on
drunk___monkey
*At this point just jam them all into a juicer mixture and make a slurpy.”
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Wow this really is stupid
I’m guessing 3k+ calories with 6 grams of total protein lol
As soon as I saw the black gloves I knew I was going to be pissed off by the end of the video.
At this point just buy a bag of sugar and grab a spoon. Simplifies this whole process
Are… are those pancakes, a muffin and a slice of chocolate cake on top of everything? And this is just for one person? 😕
This is disgusting.
I just want the waffles with whipped cream , maple syrup and light dusting of icing sugar.
How would you even tackle that? I feel like 4 people would still struggle to eat that
What’s the point of the Nutella jar buried under all that?
at some point this becomes a gluttonous mess that cannot be good. too much sweetness
Reminds me of the Taco Town skit.
“You don’t want to eat it without another waffle topped in chocolate and caramel with 4 pancake tacos filled with chocolate and caramel topped with m&ms and rainbow sprinkles covered in whipped cream and again topped with chocolate and caramel before a syringe of chocolate and caramel is inserted into the top next to a tiny jar of Nutella chocolate and almond butter.”
As soon as I see “devourpower, I already know this is going to be straight garbage.
This will take three weeks from your lifespan, and it’s not even tasty
These are the desserts that five year old me thought he wanted.
I’m so tired 😩😩
That sucked
r/caloriecount
“Okay, some ice cream on top? You’re good. You– you’re good– YOU’RE GOOD.
Okay, finally the roof; that’s it. Stop, stop, stopstopstop COME ON, KNOCK IT OFF, THE FU–”
Nah, this is just disgusting. There are usually some crazy looking outright dangerous food that make you salivate, but this ain’t one of them all I can taste through the screen is sugar and diabetes
they always do this shit moving their hands like they are some high level chefs.
Whenever I see these types lard piles/mountains, whether “savory” or “sweet,” but especially a sweet one like this, is that you wouldn’t be able to taste anything. It would just be extremely dehydrating and sweet. The sugar would start breaking down and rotting in your mouth before you even finished, and it would end being hyper-disgusting. The sugar crash then would put you down hard, and you would shit rotten slime for a day or two. But, hey, whatever floats your boat I guess. Freedom of (consumer) choice plus lack of (public) shame multiplied by lack of (health) education gets you this garbage. I wouldn’t even feed that to an actual pig.
That atrocity is not a Belgian waffle
poop from a butt
My teeth, stomach, esophagus, and ass hurt watching this
I’m 36 weeks pregnant and I want this IMMEDIATELY
-What would you like to order ?
-Just fuck my shit up.
My teeth need morphine. They fucking hurt looking at this.
That poor, poor pancreas
I fucking love a sweet treat, but this makes me sick. I was already begging him to stop after the 2nd scoop of ice cream.
This gotta be days and days worth of calories 🤢
R/poopfromabutt
Looks gross. The kinda overly decorated, purely an expense of food waste, made just for the post or meant to induce diabetic shock in anyone who is willing to attempt this, regardless if the consumer even has diabetes.
My heart just exploded
This specifically, is ridiculous.
But, next time you’re in Waffle House, get a chocolate chip waffle and spread peanut butter on it.
Way back in the day they used to have peanut butter chips they used but they don’t anymore, so peanut butter has to suffice. Make sure they top the chocolate chip waffle with some extra chips.
Sure, you could make it at home too, but the love and care of a waffle house employee gently crafting your choccy-pb waffle before dodging a chair, a few punches, and some random dude flying through the air is just second to none. Chefs kiss.
I can SMELL the heartburn
Fuck me, I’m drinking over here! Shit almost got me to puke on my way back home!
Looking through the puke gif has got me 45% closer to it! 🤬
Fuck calories.
I need a heart attack.
Some sugar with macro plastic in between.
Hey guys look at this! I filmed myself making a total fucking mess !
The kids in Africa…
Belgian national here, we just had a meeting and we decided we retract all association from this acclaimed “Belgian waffle” abomination.
Diabetes, Cholesterol are fighting among each other who wins over. Daresay Diarrhea might be one of the fighter also.
Whoa! That looks like a lot-!? AHHH! My tooth!
Nobody actually wants to eat this. It’s purely just for content. Guarantee that most of this gets scraped into the trash each night
Whats even scarier than this, is the fact that there’s someone out there watching this and hoping they could consume that..
I yelled OH FUCK YOU when the second waffle went on
*At this point just jam them all into a juicer mixture and make a slurpy.”
*Atleast saves the time*