Don’t get me wrong, I love onions. But what does this weird BS mean, lololol??
MikeisET
What about sweet onions?
Or dehydrated onions
All onions matter
CinnimonToastSean
“I’m a goddamn oinion Mason.”
a1usiv
White is more of a workhorse than purple, imo. Purple’s all about visual play.
rogerworkman623
I work, play, and fuck like a pearl onion
InflateMyProstate
What about shallots 😩
gihkal
Work play and fuck like a white onion ftfy
Jared_the_Fool
Matey that’s a tumblr post..
mattycakes1077
Work like a sandwich and salad, play cooked first and fuck on everything
Cycoviking69
Okay, but all my onions are *minced* so, what now?
stripeyhoodie
I didn’t come to play. I fuck like a leek.
MrNotSoGoodTime
So hard, then sweet, then delicate?
Illustrious-Suit1214
Switch white and red, red is a bit more Spanish-esque so its more chill with siestas and such. And white is so common its the real workhorse
emiliabow
this made me laugh way more than it should have, onion wisdom really hits different lol
That-Turnip-8864
The mistress is just Shallots
retailguy_again
As someone who works like a yellow onion, plays like a red onion, fucks like a white onion, and eats green onions while I do so, I take issue with this statement.
craterBrooklyn482
It’s got parts of real onion, that’s how you know it’s good
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Work raw, play cooked, fuck chopped
all onions fuck but green onions FUCK
Don’t get me wrong, I love onions. But what does this weird BS mean, lololol??
What about sweet onions?
Or dehydrated onions
All onions matter
“I’m a goddamn oinion Mason.”
White is more of a workhorse than purple, imo. Purple’s all about visual play.
I work, play, and fuck like a pearl onion
What about shallots 😩
Work play and fuck like a white onion ftfy
Matey that’s a tumblr post..
Work like a sandwich and salad, play cooked first and fuck on everything
Okay, but all my onions are *minced* so, what now?
I didn’t come to play. I fuck like a leek.
So hard, then sweet, then delicate?
Switch white and red, red is a bit more Spanish-esque so its more chill with siestas and such. And white is so common its the real workhorse
this made me laugh way more than it should have, onion wisdom really hits different lol
The mistress is just Shallots
As someone who works like a yellow onion, plays like a red onion, fucks like a white onion, and eats green onions while I do so, I take issue with this statement.
It’s got parts of real onion, that’s how you know it’s good