The Anti-hunger protein loaf made with a carton of liquid egg whites, 99% lean ground turkey, and oats cooked low and slow. To be enjoyed without the hassle of napkins or utensils

by UnrepentantTomato

50 Comments

  1. hautdoge

    Anti hunger because it ruins your appetite?

  2. uncleozzy

    Prison loaf ahh food

    Honestly soak the oats with some liquid and add some seasoning and it miiiiight not be so bad. Maybe. 

  3. KoreKhthonia

    Look, I get the idea. It’s basically a meatloaf. Why not just make turkey meatloaf? Please tell me you at least seasoned it or something. Like, you added some kind of seasoning…. right? Even just like, garlic + onion + salt??? EDIT: Also this is like a meatloaf where you eat slices right? Idk other ppl’s nutritional needs, for all I know you’re some kinda bodybuilder housing the whole thing lol

  4. anthonystank

    Lowkey I might really enjoy this. Key word might. Did you put any amount of salt into it

  5. CantEvenUseThisThing

    I upvoted this because it’s the shittiest food I’ve seen in some time but I hate that it exists and I hate that you made me see it.

    Excellent work, have a terrible day.

  6. TheLoneAccenter

    We call this boy kibble in my house and don’t loaf it.

  7. DaVirus

    I… Really don’t like this. But I feel you are on to something.

  8. Jumped-Up_Vulgarian

    Yeah I’m not hungry anymore. It works!

  9. Existing-Antelope-20

    Straight corpse starch from 40k

  10. tryanloveoneanother

    This actually sounds good to me lol!!

  11. _Nychthemeron

    This is like rabbit starvation. Y’all need some fat in your diet.

  12. the_byronic_man_fred

    This looks like something I would cook up and eat for quick meals during the week. Because ground turkey is so neutral you could consider toasting and grinding some fennel seeds and maybe coriander and cumin to give it a sausage-y vibe. Very nice: sensible and tasty looking.

  13. IC_1318

    To be enjoyed without the hassle of flavour

  14. fivesecondsisayoke

    Is this a new ed or something?

  15. Toyufrey

    Looks like a food cube from Kenshi, ngl.

  16. finethanksandyou

    Loaf of despair. Keeps you alive, just, but there will be no joy

  17. BeyondDoggyHorror

    That might actually be something approaching prison food. Not the stuff the inmates cook up for each other mind you

  18. Carnephex

    Ya made bougie nutraloaf.

    Bruh. That’s a war crime. ರ⁠_⁠ರ

  19. MrMansaMusa

    You cant fancy up nutriloaf thats still nutriloaf….

  20. Theotherwahlberg

    I’m currently on the toilet, producing something that is more appetizing than that thing.

  21. BatierAutumn1991

    Are you an elderly Rottweiler?

  22. Brother I think you need to post this recipe. This would be so fucking convenient

  23. Ykomat9

    This looks pretty nice actually, what’s the recipe?

    Edit: I eat boiled chicken breast with no condiments everyday so everything tastes nice to me lol

  24. dumbbreadboy

    What’s the macro breakdown on this king?

  25. Vansterss

    nutraloaf is a punishment in prison fwi

  26. sierrabravo1984

    That looks like a prison management loaf.

  27. etbillder

    Ah so this is the “ration block” scifi stories talk about

  28. notdannytrejo

    I almost downvoted before I processed where i was

  29. FriendlyBabyFrog

    That the stuff they been eating in snow piercer

  30. darioblaze

    Isn’t this just turkey meatloaf

    Like a blondie meatloaf if you will