The Red Baron Supreme Supreme (not a typo) 50 topping pizza.
by tehjarvis
The Red Baron Supreme Supreme (not a typo) 50 topping pizza.
by tehjarvis
21 Comments
Too many topping 3 different kinds of spicy sausage pepperoni cut 3 different ways 3 kinds of beef multiple kinds of mushrooms onions cheese
And the Jelly Belly “BeanBoozled” jelly beans — the ones that have ear wax, dog food, vomit, etc. — also have exactly 50 flavors. (The “vomit” one was, in fact, originally an attempt to be “cheese pizza”. Not making that up: [link](https://www.confectionerynews.com/Article/2015/01/26/Accidental-inventions-The-barf-flavored-jelly-bean-inventor/))
So, I betcha this “50-topping pizza” is a bunch of melted jelly beans on a pizza crust. MATH PROVES IT!
We have an issue with food waste.
News reports of a standard albeit high topping count pizza are neither a crime nor evidence.
This is a foolish submission. Case dismissed.
Anything with cilantro is a crime.
I signed up……
I can’t even think of 50 toppings I’d want. I already hate mushrooms and anchovies.
Directed verdict for the Defendant. Fun kitschy pizza is not the same as shitty pizza. Not guilty. Also, I signed up.
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I’m calling this a crime, but not because I didn’t want the pizza. Instead of just giving you a list of toppings the make you hover a magnifying lens over the pizza to inspect each topping.
Not gonna lie, I would destroy that thang! A little extra cheese, and bam! Good to go!
i need ts
What color of shit is this going to produce? Plaid?
Mix a rainbow together and you just get poop brown.
Interesting. Also crushed red pepper isn’t a topping. It’s a seasoning.
I signed up, cause this sounds like something I would eat while PISS drunk
Honestly? Only things I wouldn’t care for on here are the carrots and pineapple. I don’t like mixing savory and sweet, and I think the texture of the carrots would be off-putting.
Horror has face…
Should have kept going. Didn’t the real red baron have like 80+ kills? Should have matched his score
TACO TOWN!
Looks like you get about 10 to 15 of each topping. I’d not really be able to taste them.