
I was born in the United States, birthplace of the cheeseburger. I consider versions, such as the Whopper, without cheese, beneath contempt.
As for this performative aberration, I don't know what to think, except, monoammonium phosphate.
by Humble_Counter_3661
13 Comments

That was actually impressive.

That looks amazing. If Im ordering that then I have committed to the spectacle. If someone is pouring cheese on my burger then it better be on fire.
Dont get we wrong the cheese glooping down like that is stupid but for some reason this one doesnt look to bad.
How much without the non-performance?
Extra 20%, I take it!!
My dumb ass burns my mouth on pizza…I’d light my face on fire right after the cheese flood
So you eat it with a knife and fork?
Mhm, yummy burning plastic knife stabbed into my food
What the actual fuck how are you even supposed it eat it now? With a knife and fork like some kind of animal?
And how much was this messy asf cheese burger?
Ngl, that’s actually kinda ***fire***
The flaming molten cheeseburger wasn’t actually on the menu, a guy just walked in and did this to their burgers.
Uhm waiter my burger is on fire