I was born in the United States, birthplace of the cheeseburger. I consider versions, such as the Whopper, without cheese, beneath contempt.

As for this performative aberration, I don't know what to think, except, monoammonium phosphate.



by Humble_Counter_3661

13 Comments

  1. redundantsalt

    That was actually impressive.

    ![gif](giphy|iNg9XvTGBI83S)

  2. Capital-Self-3969

    That looks amazing. If Im ordering that then I have committed to the spectacle. If someone is pouring cheese on my burger then it better be on fire.

  3. darron00000

    Dont get we wrong the cheese glooping down like that is stupid but for some reason this one doesnt look to bad.

  4. Fun-Web-7583

    How much without the non-performance?
    Extra 20%, I take it!!

  5. truckersprincess

    My dumb ass burns my mouth on pizza…I’d light my face on fire right after the cheese flood

  6. data-atreides

    So you eat it with a knife and fork?

  7. MikemkPK

    Mhm, yummy burning plastic knife stabbed into my food

  8. Wooden-Variety175

    What the actual fuck how are you even supposed it eat it now? With a knife and fork like some kind of animal?

  9. SteakForMe

    And how much was this messy asf cheese burger?

  10. sybau_duh

    Ngl, that’s actually kinda ***fire***

  11. Opposite_Juice7160

    The flaming molten cheeseburger wasn’t actually on the menu, a guy just walked in and did this to their burgers.