Might be the worst I've seen. How many felonies for this?
by SnooTigers806
Might be the worst I've seen. How many felonies for this?
by SnooTigers806
42 Comments
Dressing is not sauce. Felonious pizza violation of the maximum degree. For $30.79!? You gotta be kidding me. I’m calling for a death sentence!
This pizza may cause another explosive diarrhea outbreak
What a criminal act!
Thirty Dollarydoos?!
Choose up to 30 toppings?!
Ketchup and mayonnaise pizza😂
I’ve had shrimp on pizza recently. It was interesting. The texture of the shrimp on the pizza was def off putting
That’s a paddlin’
I mean, I’d try a slice for fun… But not at that fucking price. Though, I’ll assume it’s a bit inflated since it looks like a Uber page.
Fun fact: things are more expensive on those services because they also get a percentage from the company making your food. Don’t use Doordash/Uber/GrubHub if you can help it, for real. Fuck everything about those scummy companies
Yeah death penalty. Nuke that pie to oblivion
No crime here.
Jail! Right to jail, no parole.
That price is the real crime
Even Spiderman wouldn’t steal this pizza
Pizza itself is not a crime. It’s weird but not criminal. The real crime is robbing your customers for what is almost certainly canned pineapple, great value thousand island, and little baby popcorn shrimp at $31
I would gobble it right up!
Gulag
Oh…. OH my…
Every time I look at it, and think about it, it makes me gag. That’s vile.
the only thing wrong here is the 1000 Island Dressing
Ticket, maybe? Only change I’d make is a traditional pizza sauce base and maybe just a thin drizzle of the dressing, on top.
There’s no such thing as the mafia! Capiche!!
I am near to tears over this 🥺
So this is a capital offense. But it does give me an idea that a reuban pizza would probably be fire.
To me, it’s genuinely disgusting. No imitation here. But, if someone orders it, far be it from me to tell somebody what tastes good to them. The jury will let consumers be the judge
Thousand Island Dressing? Tell me less. I consider this is an attempted tastebud assault. At the very least, this is a substantial step toward committing the crime though we do not know how many victims there are; proof of specific intent to cause harm.
My pizza never hurt nobody
Oh, this make my violently angry.
I don’t hate the toppings but the actual execution is an absolute crime.
Honestly, I’d try it.
Give it the death penalty
Is the crime offering this in the first place, or charging $30 for it? Can we get RICO charges?
This is by far one the worst attempts at money laundering I have ever seen
A hit with the DoorDashed McDonald’s crowd.
1000 island scrimps is a good deal
Eh I’d try it, it looks good at least
I dunno..l.could be good with a side of Viagra, boys!
I’d try it. I love shrimp and thousand island dressing. Lmao
Not cool man
I dunno that sounds good, ngl.