ignore how it's cut,,, best day of my life

by Outrageous_Tear_734

33 Comments

  1. MoleEnchiladas

    Gross. That ain’t even sushi. Learn to process your fish properly

  2. Are you ok? If you don’t respond, we’ll just assume this killed you

  3. soon-to-be-dele

    Fuck you not happy for you give it to me

  4. alannafofana

    type of thing you serve a dog before you put him down (also i’d tear this up so no shade)

  5. CreamPyre

    Surely a pile of raw salmon does not constitute sushi

  6. I’m convinced this sub is basically 80% bears.

  7. Lordruton

    Bruh atleast cut it properly, bros taking a bite out of the whole raw fish

  8. TheEarthlyDelight

    Hey. How did you eat this? Just with your hands or…

  9. Novel-Mission-1920

    I remember I once ate so much raw salmon at a Japanese restaurant that the waitress told me “You must be very brave” when she came to collect my plates. 

    I still think about that sometimes. 

  10. 1_BigFatRat

    Yum let’s be bears together! Only tip is to use a sharper knife to slice it cleanly.

  11. Impaler00777

    Nice!! That’s the only way I eat salmon. I don’t cook it, I just eat it raw. Tuna too.

  12. VTHokie2020

    I’d be super horny the next day. Those omega fats boost the libido so much.

  13. PopBeneficial2441

    I would call this cut “miscellaneous”.
    Did you close your eyes while cutting chef ?
    Or was this put through some mechanical automated salmon hacking and dismantling device ?
    The plating is also nice.