Is this to big for anything? I hope it's no too woody.
by fit2burn1
41 Comments
MillennialKate
Woooooow! What type of carrot is this?
Positive-Beautiful55
Nice work! When I get monsters like that I like to clean them and then shred them in a cheese grater to make a kind of carrot slaw. It’s easy and delicious.
leftfootshorter
r/absoluteunits
TimberGoatman
Make a flail
unicornlevelexists
Whatever you do make sure it’s consensual.
AWintergarten
Wow a cubit carrot!
GeneralPatten
Dude! Tag this as NSFW!
EarFederal8735
A carrot that has its own carrot
iamrachaellee
Turn it facing towards us with the little arms in front, and add googly eyes to it of course! It’s the only logical answer 🙂
anormalgeek
Sorry, rule 5 prevents me from answering honestly.
/s
But seriously, it’ll be a little tougher than smaller carrots, but not too different. Anything you might use shredded or boiled carrots for would work.
ManyARiver
I got a bunch like that from a farm stand, I made them into long sticks and pickled them! I also spiralized and made into coodles, and put into the Salad Shooter to make disks for dipping in flavored cottage cheese. It should be great!
pipsqueakpanda4
Eat it! And then pick me up for a date
-OneWing-
Normal carrot. As far as I can tell you just have a really thin arm.
/s
InsomniaticWanderer
Eat it
howareyouhaha
You know what to do.
buddymoobs
Jabba the Carrot
CringeDaddy-69
Give it to a bunny
omgseriouslynoway
Me.
pdxgreengrrl
Get an an equally phat daikon and make kimchi.
Dear_Mess_1617
Holy sheep shit! It brought its family too. You can’t chip him/them all up lol
jupitermoon318
Looks like it might be big enough for carrot steaks! Slice it up, marinade overnight, pop em on the grill, boom carrot steaks
Fit_Honey_2992
Juice it!! 🥤
catchinNkeepinf1sh
If making me jealous, then you are doing it.
KBWordPerson
How?!????
Icy_Jackfruit9240
That’s actually a bit smaller than some of the grocery store carrots here.
We have carrots over 1kg here very regularly – and I mean trimmed/etc for grocery store sale.
At the fresh vegetable roadside stands sometimes they also have these crazy like 1-2m long carrots – they are closer to the carrots in North America.
Edit: As a side note, the actual Asian carrot varieties that get huge are sweeter than NA carrots and the super long ones (manpukuji) are even sweeter.
NetInevitable601
Damn you got a small ass forearm
velocitycourier
You can make carrot salad. A staple in Türkiye. Get some plain yogurt
41 Comments
Woooooow! What type of carrot is this?
Nice work! When I get monsters like that I like to clean them and then shred them in a cheese grater to make a kind of carrot slaw. It’s easy and delicious.
r/absoluteunits
Make a flail
Whatever you do make sure it’s consensual.
Wow a cubit carrot!
Dude! Tag this as NSFW!
A carrot that has its own carrot
Turn it facing towards us with the little arms in front, and add googly eyes to it of course! It’s the only logical answer 🙂
Sorry, rule 5 prevents me from answering honestly.
/s
But seriously, it’ll be a little tougher than smaller carrots, but not too different. Anything you might use shredded or boiled carrots for would work.
I got a bunch like that from a farm stand, I made them into long sticks and pickled them! I also spiralized and made into coodles, and put into the Salad Shooter to make disks for dipping in flavored cottage cheese. It should be great!
Eat it! And then pick me up for a date
Normal carrot. As far as I can tell you just have a really thin arm.
/s
Eat it
You know what to do.
Jabba the Carrot
Give it to a bunny
Me.
Get an an equally phat daikon and make kimchi.
Holy sheep shit! It brought its family too. You can’t chip him/them all up lol
Looks like it might be big enough for carrot steaks! Slice it up, marinade overnight, pop em on the grill, boom carrot steaks
Juice it!! 🥤
If making me jealous, then you are doing it.
How?!????
That’s actually a bit smaller than some of the grocery store carrots here.
We have carrots over 1kg here very regularly – and I mean trimmed/etc for grocery store sale.
At the fresh vegetable roadside stands sometimes they also have these crazy like 1-2m long carrots – they are closer to the carrots in North America.
Edit: As a side note, the actual Asian carrot varieties that get huge are sweeter than NA carrots and the super long ones (manpukuji) are even sweeter.
Damn you got a small ass forearm
You can make carrot salad. A staple in Türkiye. Get some plain yogurt
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Eat it you coward!!
OP just wanted to show off his arms. Is this farm boy strength or do you lift?
Ask your wife 😉
Shred and freeze! That’s what I would do anyway
Do you have a tiny arm? How big is it really?
State fair
Popeye forearms over here
I thought Popeye liked spinach
….you can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it…. Etc etc….
Use it in a big stew!
This is the gritty sequel to Veggie Tales, where the carrot gets hooked on steroids and gambling
Sir, put that arm away
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raise the carrot and say
BY THE POWER OF GRAYSTONE !!