A chili cheeseburger at State Fare in The Woodlands, TX. Indeed a tasty burger, but I don’t like swimming burgers.
by By-Tor_Syrinx
40 Comments
bpostal
Needs a bag of chips to scoop the cheese
Bertrando1
What you do is serve this burger on a bed of French fries. That way, when you’re done eating you have chili cheese fries to eat
I_Weep_for_Willow
I’d just toss the top bun away and eat it with a fork.
TFG4
I’d open it up and ask for more cheese and chili. It’s already a mess, might as well make it an open face burger
rehumanizer

CorporalCoprolite
Is that how it was described on the menu? A sloppy mess with a soggy bun that’ll fall apart after 3 bites?
kay14jay
Think that’s why they gave you a solid plate. Fork and knife it. I’ve had plenty of cc burgs at a local spot, this is the way
UpliftedWeeb
My colon is weeping just looking at this
Sleepinismy9to5
If you didn’t want a messy burger, why would you order a chili Cheeseburger
Moosplauze
That looks nasty. :-/
WhereMyWeirdosAt
/stupidfood if ive ever seen it!
Fit-Statistician4882
I bet you spent $20 on that slop too
bigburgerboy92
Looks like diarrhea knocking
nashfrostedtips
Stunt food imo.
JazzOnaRitz
Most good burgers have juice and condiments requiring a napkin anyway. Cut in half, don’t put down first half until its gone, napkin, rinse and repeat.
I’m with you. I want to be able to handle my burgers without cutlery or making a huge mess of myself
CaptainHunt
Chilli cheeseburgers I understand, but it should be served open face. This looks like they couldn’t decide if it was a hand sandwich or a knife and fork burger
jmpstart66
Agreed. I’m sure tasty but too much a mess. That bottom bun would be a fall apart soggy mess
SubstanceNo1544
I dont mind knife and forking a sloppy ass burg… it just better be worth it.
Ludovi
Hate to rain on another’s parade but this is disgusting
DantesGame
So why did you order it?
goat-stealer
It looks like someone threw up on the plate before putting the burger on it
40 Comments
Needs a bag of chips to scoop the cheese
What you do is serve this burger on a bed of French fries. That way, when you’re done eating you have chili cheese fries to eat
I’d just toss the top bun away and eat it with a fork.
I’d open it up and ask for more cheese and chili. It’s already a mess, might as well make it an open face burger

Is that how it was described on the menu? A sloppy mess with a soggy bun that’ll fall apart after 3 bites?
Think that’s why they gave you a solid plate. Fork and knife it. I’ve had plenty of cc burgs at a local spot, this is the way
My colon is weeping just looking at this
If you didn’t want a messy burger, why would you order a chili Cheeseburger
That looks nasty. :-/
/stupidfood if ive ever seen it!
I bet you spent $20 on that slop too
Looks like diarrhea knocking
Stunt food imo.
Most good burgers have juice and condiments requiring a napkin anyway. Cut in half, don’t put down first half until its gone, napkin, rinse and repeat.

That mf a sloppy Joe at that point 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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belongs in r/badfoodporn
Stunt burgers suck

It soiled itself
Da fuc
The scene after you eat that will look the same
Why can’t you pick it up? They make napkins.
Just order fries to dip it in.
I agree about that.
I can only hope it was $30
Gross.
Looks like your burger had the runs.
Yikes
The sloppiest Joe?
I’m with you. I want to be able to handle my burgers without cutlery or making a huge mess of myself
Chilli cheeseburgers I understand, but it should be served open face. This looks like they couldn’t decide if it was a hand sandwich or a knife and fork burger
Agreed. I’m sure tasty but too much a mess. That bottom bun would be a fall apart soggy mess
I dont mind knife and forking a sloppy ass burg… it just better be worth it.
Hate to rain on another’s parade but this is disgusting
So why did you order it?
It looks like someone threw up on the plate before putting the burger on it
Looks like it should be over Fritos and not a bun
Same because I can taste the soggy bread