My wife tested mini pies with orange and purple food coloring for Halloween. The purple one just looks moldy AF.

by jaspy_cat

23 Comments

  1. Heisenberg11725

    Wait that’s not mold!? Impressive stuff lol

  2. MeatPiston

    I bet those are tasty but that looks exactly like mold lol.

  3. juniebee_jones

    If it’s delicious, I’d say that’s perfect for Halloween.

  4. two_star_daydream

    Mmm, used cotton wool pad

    What’s in the pies though? The pastry and what I can see of the filling look nice

  5. lumpyspacejams

    It looks like a mini pizza, and another mini pizza that was left on the car dash for two weeks.

  6. RSlashBroughtMeHere

    I thought the bottom one looked like a scab

  7. akiomaster

    She did a great job, but I don’t know if I’d be brave enough to try it. Lol

  8. Smart of her to test it first!

    I gotta say, though, if you want to tell your wife what some dude on Reddit said, that the orange one will be more disappointing than the purple one. The problem is that the pie looks delicious, but then you eat it and it doesn’t taste how it looks because the orange is just food coloring, not flavor. I recommend finding something with flavor to color the pies. Or just use turmeric and anatto, I guess, but add some orange zest as well (I’m assuming these are meant to be sweet pies; if not, the answer is orange-colored cheddar).

  9. orange_lilly

    That looks like zombie skin! Slap some of that on as a crust and vent it with stitches and it would be so cute!

  10. gravitonbomb

    Do green next and call it “zombie scoops” or something.

  11. rem_1984

    I think purple would work much better as an unbaked cheesecake or pudding filling in a pre-baked crust!

  12. libbysmith2260

    Honestly I think that would work for Halloween

  13. Particular_History50

    Looks like my cotton wool pad after I take my make up off lol

  14. Nice lifehack against coworkers or roommates who are into stealing someone else’s food probably. Not that I have any of those, but still.

  15. Jeramy_Jones

    Okay but hear me out.

    The purple one, but make a bloodshot eye on top with frosting; Zombie tarts.

  16. dooby0782

    It looks sufficiently horrific. What is the filling? I feel like apple and green would be an interesting one too.

  17. H0pefulUn1verse

    Looks like she baked a kombucha scoby into tart