My wife tested mini pies with orange and purple food coloring for Halloween. The purple one just looks moldy AF.
by jaspy_cat
23 Comments
Heisenberg11725
Wait that’s not mold!? Impressive stuff lol
NakedAggression
Throw some whipped cream on top
MeatPiston
I bet those are tasty but that looks exactly like mold lol.
juniebee_jones
If it’s delicious, I’d say that’s perfect for Halloween.
two_star_daydream
Mmm, used cotton wool pad
What’s in the pies though? The pastry and what I can see of the filling look nice
lumpyspacejams
It looks like a mini pizza, and another mini pizza that was left on the car dash for two weeks.
RSlashBroughtMeHere
I thought the bottom one looked like a scab
akiomaster
She did a great job, but I don’t know if I’d be brave enough to try it. Lol
the_dirtiest_rascal
Looks like a blue waffle.
xiipaoc
Smart of her to test it first!
I gotta say, though, if you want to tell your wife what some dude on Reddit said, that the orange one will be more disappointing than the purple one. The problem is that the pie looks delicious, but then you eat it and it doesn’t taste how it looks because the orange is just food coloring, not flavor. I recommend finding something with flavor to color the pies. Or just use turmeric and anatto, I guess, but add some orange zest as well (I’m assuming these are meant to be sweet pies; if not, the answer is orange-colored cheddar).
orange_lilly
That looks like zombie skin! Slap some of that on as a crust and vent it with stitches and it would be so cute!
gravitonbomb
Do green next and call it “zombie scoops” or something.
rem_1984
I think purple would work much better as an unbaked cheesecake or pudding filling in a pre-baked crust!
libbysmith2260
Honestly I think that would work for Halloween
Particular_History50
Looks like my cotton wool pad after I take my make up off lol
Aridyne
So success?
irrocau
Nice lifehack against coworkers or roommates who are into stealing someone else’s food probably. Not that I have any of those, but still.
0_Moth
Call it a bruise pie and its a wrap!
Jeramy_Jones
Okay but hear me out.
The purple one, but make a bloodshot eye on top with frosting; Zombie tarts.
dooby0782
It looks sufficiently horrific. What is the filling? I feel like apple and green would be an interesting one too.
23 Comments
Wait that’s not mold!? Impressive stuff lol
Throw some whipped cream on top
I bet those are tasty but that looks exactly like mold lol.
If it’s delicious, I’d say that’s perfect for Halloween.
Mmm, used cotton wool pad
What’s in the pies though? The pastry and what I can see of the filling look nice
It looks like a mini pizza, and another mini pizza that was left on the car dash for two weeks.
I thought the bottom one looked like a scab
She did a great job, but I don’t know if I’d be brave enough to try it. Lol
Looks like a blue waffle.
Smart of her to test it first!
I gotta say, though, if you want to tell your wife what some dude on Reddit said, that the orange one will be more disappointing than the purple one. The problem is that the pie looks delicious, but then you eat it and it doesn’t taste how it looks because the orange is just food coloring, not flavor. I recommend finding something with flavor to color the pies. Or just use turmeric and anatto, I guess, but add some orange zest as well (I’m assuming these are meant to be sweet pies; if not, the answer is orange-colored cheddar).
That looks like zombie skin! Slap some of that on as a crust and vent it with stitches and it would be so cute!
Do green next and call it “zombie scoops” or something.
I think purple would work much better as an unbaked cheesecake or pudding filling in a pre-baked crust!
Honestly I think that would work for Halloween
Looks like my cotton wool pad after I take my make up off lol
So success?
Nice lifehack against coworkers or roommates who are into stealing someone else’s food probably. Not that I have any of those, but still.
Call it a bruise pie and its a wrap!
Okay but hear me out.
The purple one, but make a bloodshot eye on top with frosting; Zombie tarts.
It looks sufficiently horrific. What is the filling? I feel like apple and green would be an interesting one too.
That’s amazing for Halloween.
Rick and morty eye holes
Looks like she baked a kombucha scoby into tart