You can tell they used slices… also where’s the steak?
DoktahDoktah
Philly really does deserve to have EDP445.
lo-lux
Cheese ground beef pizza
RepresentativeAir735
Pro Tip: If they call it “Philly Cheesesteak,” don’t eat it.
T1gerAc3
This looks dumb, but I bet it tastes really good
We_Want_Krunchy
Beyond sad. The employees that worked on this should be fired, the management horsewhipped, the building razed and the ground sown with salt. Hideous.
Various_Knowledge226
As someone from the Philadelphia area, ew, no, never eating that
climb4tea
Yea, for sure guilty. No culinary integrity at all and I fucking hate it
kurtmanner
Using red sauce on this is the largest crime and a massive oversight by its creator.
Interesting-Agency-1
A cheesesteak pizza in definitely not a crime. The crime here is putting marinara/pizza sauce on it. I can’t think of a better way to ruin what makes a cheesesteak good, then by putting pizza sauce in it.
Low_Hurry_1807
The word ‘nice’ is doing an enormous amount of heavy lifting in that sentence
Usernamesaregayyy
This might be amazing…
Adrakovich
Ugh… they shouldn’t have used a red sauce.
Brave_Temperature347
“Kill me”
Muted_Masterpiece535
That looks like ecoli topped with constipation..
ShinyHardcore
Perfect for that game
Some_Direction_7971
Slices of Swiss, mixed with red pizza sauce, no way!
BlntMxn
why did someone melted plastic on that poor pizza?
sqbert
2/10 – would have several slices
My_Name_is_Imaginary
If they just did mozzarella and a white sauce, it wouldn’t look bad. The fact that they used kraft singles and red sauce is the crime.
shityplumber

RainingMoneyHustard
Dough, chopped ribeye steak, cooper sharp and onions are all you need. Maybe some olive oil as a base. This place must have been from Ohio
User_218336
Made by someone who’s never seen or heard of a Philly cheesesteak before
FiveDollarRimjobs
That’s an abomination
Guilty-Cow4325
I would try it, so maybe not a felony, but definitely a misdemeanor. This guy doesn’t know shit about philly or pizza lol.
cartken
This is that school pizza
Trapezoidoid
People are being too harsh on this. Does it look like the best cheesesteak pizza? No it does not. Is it a *crime?* I think that’s pushing it. I’d totally eat that.
illsancho
Who the fuck cut this? Phili got their quarterbacks in the kitchen.
Anyway, this is more in line with an Italian beef in red sauce.
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You can tell they used slices… also where’s the steak?
Philly really does deserve to have EDP445.
Cheese ground beef pizza
Pro Tip: If they call it “Philly Cheesesteak,” don’t eat it.
This looks dumb, but I bet it tastes really good
Beyond sad. The employees that worked on this should be fired, the management horsewhipped, the building razed and the ground sown with salt. Hideous.
As someone from the Philadelphia area, ew, no, never eating that
Yea, for sure guilty. No culinary integrity at all and I fucking hate it
Using red sauce on this is the largest crime and a massive oversight by its creator.
A cheesesteak pizza in definitely not a crime. The crime here is putting marinara/pizza sauce on it. I can’t think of a better way to ruin what makes a cheesesteak good, then by putting pizza sauce in it.
The word ‘nice’ is doing an enormous amount of heavy lifting in that sentence
This might be amazing…
Ugh… they shouldn’t have used a red sauce.
“Kill me”
That looks like ecoli topped with constipation..
Perfect for that game
Slices of Swiss, mixed with red pizza sauce, no way!
why did someone melted plastic on that poor pizza?
2/10 – would have several slices
If they just did mozzarella and a white sauce, it wouldn’t look bad. The fact that they used kraft singles and red sauce is the crime.

Dough, chopped ribeye steak, cooper sharp and onions are all you need. Maybe some olive oil as a base. This place must have been from Ohio
Made by someone who’s never seen or heard of a Philly cheesesteak before
That’s an abomination
I would try it, so maybe not a felony, but definitely a misdemeanor. This guy doesn’t know shit about philly or pizza lol.
This is that school pizza
People are being too harsh on this. Does it look like the best cheesesteak pizza? No it does not. Is it a *crime?* I think that’s pushing it. I’d totally eat that.
Who the fuck cut this? Phili got their quarterbacks in the kitchen.
Anyway, this is more in line with an Italian beef in red sauce.