We’re past ramps, I guess. Here’s shit slapped against a pizza peel!
by Tug_Stanboat
28 Comments
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Hillbillyblues
But does it actually slap?
Trashbagok
They can’t stop you from ordering a giant charcuterie table and a couple of glasses of water.
Slop it up!
M0ck_duck
$7,000,000 in the bank. Nice job chef
Good-Marsupial8
I wanna be all about this but the butter cliffhanger is a real headscratcher
SlightDish31
That ramp is too aggressive, how is anyone supposed to use it?
This is lunacy!
BYoungNY
This reminds me of a time I got scolded by my sister in law for eating from the board before a bulk of the guests had arrived because I was “ruining it” oh, I’m sorry, I thought food was for eating. Duh.
ihadagoodone
those poor olives, just hanging on a kale leaf dreaming of a shredded carrot jacuzzi.
apzrman
WE NEED TO DEFY GRAVITY!
Bobaximus

alpacabowlkehd
Gonna be an issue when that room heats up
TobermoryDIY
Is that raw pizza dough just chlling out in the middle?
FortuneHasFaded
I find it funny that the pizza peel has PIZZA PEEL written on it.
BadassBokoblinPsycho
We laugh about it here, but a lot of people eat that shit up lol
AlternativeWasabi398
Um, we ordered two paddles of butter.
Relevant_Grass9586
All hail the pizza peel

Chicken_wingspan
But what is it?
shiftypidgeons
Is it… spinach artichoke dip??
EvaTheE
I’d like to point out I do not want a carrot when eating fancy. I do not want a tomato vine either.
SomeTangerine1184
Pizza peels are the new ramps
Sacktimus_Prime
Ramp Wars Episode V: The Ramp Strikes Back.
Starting: An omellete(?), frozen to a ramp in carbonite.
Bredda_Gravalicious

scheissenaixi
I’d eat it, until it ended up on my shoes
hotdamnhotwater
I will never understand this. People just touching all over the food. It’s like a buffet but 100 times worse. Fucking nasty.
GreyGanado
At least they seem to have access to proper lye.
ConvictJones
I like how it says “pizza peel”
Shitteh_Kitteh
It’s called collision food and you need to keep up.
Thinkering23
All i can think about now are the ppl cleaning up this mess after the event…
28 Comments

But does it actually slap?
They can’t stop you from ordering a giant charcuterie table and a couple of glasses of water.
Slop it up!
$7,000,000 in the bank. Nice job chef
I wanna be all about this but the butter cliffhanger is a real headscratcher
That ramp is too aggressive, how is anyone supposed to use it?
This is lunacy!
This reminds me of a time I got scolded by my sister in law for eating from the board before a bulk of the guests had arrived because I was “ruining it” oh, I’m sorry, I thought food was for eating. Duh.
those poor olives, just hanging on a kale leaf dreaming of a shredded carrot jacuzzi.
WE NEED TO DEFY GRAVITY!

Gonna be an issue when that room heats up
Is that raw pizza dough just chlling out in the middle?
I find it funny that the pizza peel has PIZZA PEEL written on it.
We laugh about it here, but a lot of people eat that shit up lol
Um, we ordered two paddles of butter.
All hail the pizza peel

But what is it?
Is it… spinach artichoke dip??
I’d like to point out I do not want a carrot when eating fancy. I do not want a tomato vine either.
Pizza peels are the new ramps
Ramp Wars Episode V: The Ramp Strikes Back.
Starting: An omellete(?), frozen to a ramp in carbonite.

I’d eat it, until it ended up on my shoes
I will never understand this. People just touching all over the food. It’s like a buffet but 100 times worse. Fucking nasty.
At least they seem to have access to proper lye.
I like how it says “pizza peel”
It’s called collision food and you need to keep up.
All i can think about now are the ppl cleaning up this mess after the event…