We’re past ramps, I guess. Here’s shit slapped against a pizza peel!

by Tug_Stanboat

28 Comments

  1. Parking_Ninja_8047

    ![gif](giphy|0Vv0Ne2CnOClIExIuL)

  2. Trashbagok

    They can’t stop you from ordering a giant charcuterie table and a couple of glasses of water. 

    Slop it up!

  3. Good-Marsupial8

    I wanna be all about this but the butter cliffhanger is a real headscratcher

  4. SlightDish31

    That ramp is too aggressive, how is anyone supposed to use it?

    This is lunacy!

  5. BYoungNY

    This reminds me of a time I got scolded by my sister in law for eating from the board before a bulk of the guests had arrived because I was “ruining it” oh, I’m sorry, I thought food was for eating. Duh. 

  6. ihadagoodone

    those poor olives, just hanging on a kale leaf dreaming of a shredded carrot jacuzzi.

  7. alpacabowlkehd

    Gonna be an issue when that room heats up

  8. TobermoryDIY

    Is that raw pizza dough just chlling out in the middle?

  9. FortuneHasFaded

    I find it funny that the pizza peel has PIZZA PEEL written on it.

  10. BadassBokoblinPsycho

    We laugh about it here, but a lot of people eat that shit up lol

  11. AlternativeWasabi398

    Um, we ordered two paddles of butter.

  12. Relevant_Grass9586

    All hail the pizza peel
    ![gif](giphy|O6IMv2PdoG2ru)

  13. I’d like to point out I do not want a carrot when eating fancy. I do not want a tomato vine either.

  14. Sacktimus_Prime

    Ramp Wars Episode V: The Ramp Strikes Back.

    Starting: An omellete(?), frozen to a ramp in carbonite.

  15. Bredda_Gravalicious

    ![gif](giphy|fADf4RUs3hUFvHz18o)

  16. scheissenaixi

    I’d eat it, until it ended up on my shoes

  17. hotdamnhotwater

    I will never understand this. People just touching all over the food. It’s like a buffet but 100 times worse. Fucking nasty.

  18. GreyGanado

    At least they seem to have access to proper lye.

  19. Shitteh_Kitteh

    It’s called collision food and you need to keep up.

  20. Thinkering23

    All i can think about now are the ppl cleaning up this mess after the event…