Heinous breakfast war crimes…



by Metronom3

45 Comments

  1. bettiejerrod

    Prime example of just because you can doesn’t mean you should

  2. Suspicious-Depth9148

    Too much money and too much time on her hands.

  3. thesweeterpeter

    Just a little salt…..

    These people are either elbows deep in sour cream, or refuse to interact with the ingredients in a meaningful way.

    I know it’s rage bait, but it works for me every single time

  4. Fairyking2Oberon

    Hearing them speak makes me want to kill myself.

  5. thesweeterpeter

    It’s always rich white ladies. That’s like a 40k fridge freezer combo she’s got going on there

  6. Binger_bingleberry

    As disgusting as this looks, I’m always left asking “why pour the eggs?” These rage baiters always have a cup, a pitcher, or a wine glass (for some reason) full of eggs, when they can just as easily crack each egg into place…

  7. Harajuku_0227

    This is why you don’t want a “trophy wife”

  8. Gamestonkape

    You could make an egg white omelette out of what she dumped on the counter.

  9. Larkson9999

    I can make a better egg sandwich with a toaster and a frying pan in about five minutes. Why not freeze the eggs into muffin cups in a muffin pan and then bake them until done? You already have biscuits as a part of the meal!

  10. flonky_guy

    Nothing like raw biscuit dough dipped in ketchup and dripping with uncooked egg white.

  11. MutedBrilliant1593

    Is dropping frozen things into boiling oil safe? I’m no chef, but isn’t there explosion potential?

  12. No_Act_646

    All I can think about is how much crud she must have under her nails…getting in the “food”…

  13. Mountain_Lettuce_

    bananas getting touched by the ketchup grosses me the fuck out

  14. I_Suck_At_This_Too

    Can’t tell if this is a ragebait video or a parody of a ragebait videos. Ether way I hate it because they are wasting food.

  15. TheWicked77

    And we all know she has a personal chef making her food.

  16. TheBiggestDookie

    Twist it, bitch! Christ, you act like you’ve never used an ice cube tray before.

  17. Snorlaxstolemysocks

    What gets me most is the ketchup all of the bananas

  18. NotKerisVeturia

    This is not what they meant by “freeze your eggs”, ma’am.

  19. PlainOldWallace

    She deadass took a fake bite and then “mmmmm it’s so good”

    I can’t

  20. Capt4in4m3rica

    Such a waste of oil for a couple of eggs that don’t even need it. Does she not have a fridge? Or frying pan?

  21. Dryproperties

    These videos shouldn’t be allowed on this subreddit. This subreddit isn’t for intentionally idiotic/fetish/ragebait videos like this. It is for food that is meant to be taken seriously…but is stupid.

  22. Ur_not_involved

    These people actually get paid to make this content

  23. JohKohLoh

    How to get scars on your forearms.
    Also these fetish videos even have the camera person porn voice going on. I’m uncomfortable.

    Eta: ffs there’s even a money shot

  24. If she shot the plate with an AR-15 it would pretty much be a nice summary of America

  25. fast_layne

    Man she couldn’t even make herself eat that shit

  26. Fire_AIone1

    She sounds and looks like a snobby popular girl in the 80’s

  27. KrankySilverFox

    Yes a huge pan of boiling oil is convenient 🙄

  28. Kataliemeowmeow

    Why wouldn’t you just crack them directly in, and even then she still mis-planned and was short on yolks, and then boiling egg ice cubes and then she just ends up letting everything spurt out on the panini press anyway?!? And of course, paired with the classic combo of ketchup and bananas. It’s almost like everything she could do wrong she’s doing intentionally. She’s not even doing this high, it’s literally inexcusable.

  29. You can tell she’s never done this before when she flipped it over and they wouldn’t come out. Rage bait for sure.

  30. CIA-pizza-party

    Can we stop posting obvious rage-bait please? Goddamn this is so fake it’s almost as cringey as their voices…

  31. Straydoginthestreet

    Once again, this isn’t even food content. This is fetish content.

  32. Stop posting and upvoting these bullshit videos please thank you have a nice day

  33. Big-Law2316

    There’s obviously something wrong with her. Take it easy guys she thinks this is some big idea let her have some wins.

  34. There really should be a law against these types of videos. Rage bait sure but it’s so wasteful because you know they’re tossing that as soon as they’re done filming.

  35. nichtfieldh

    Rage bait or not, this woman will always be single

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