As a novice…what am I looking for here? What’s “off”
chemodistributor
Name them so we can never go there.
jbrewskiz
Outlaw bbq in Erie,PA
Highroller1228smoke
Look nasty
jthughes84
Looks like jerky
Ok-Writer5764
That doesn’t even look like it was cooked right.
cheezeball73
Lincoln Riley would be proud if this.
MoeSzyslakMonobrow
Did they steam it instead of smoke?
RetardedChimpanzee
Lmao, they made roast beef. Probably was cooked at 350-400.
danappropriate
Did they hire John Cornyn as a pitmaster or something?
tcheeze1
Looks like pot roast or something
Markare56
Looks like they cooked it in an Alto Shamm or any number of other restaurant appliances, I don’t believe it was smoked, and the fat is not rendered.
Euphoric_Switch_337
None of the fat is rendered, so it’s gonna be tough af.
OddCockpitSpacer
I think that’s actually a boot sole.
MrMcSpanky94
Fat didn’t even render
derpfarm888
At least they did a good job not rendering that fat and making it look inedible. That is a difficult task in the bbq/smoking world but they nailed it. 10/10 would drive by and remember this post!
Operphan
Looks like it was cooked in the microwave.
chuck_diesel79
Looks like it came out of a bag, pre-cooked. My condolences
neptune494
I had brisket in a VA hospital one time. It was so sorry i dont ever bring it up? BTW I swear I am not that guy. But it looked close to this and reminded me.
Lower_Friendship_335
Not good at all
mcgargargar
Looks like Vietnamese pho brisket
capthazelwoodsflask
Did they boil it?
I’ve never smoked a brisket but I’ve done a better job smoking a brisket then that
ReluctantRedditor275
My dog would take a sniff of this and be like, “Alright, I’ll eat it, but don’t act like you’re doing me a favor.”
goalie65
OMG, have they deployed the emergency therapists? this is bad
Abrad-bbq
I’ve never once seen good brisket served next to a side of fries.
WSDreamer
Honestly it looks like it was cooked hot and fast. Fat isn’t rendered well and looks overdone.
SCFinkster
Looks mid-rare…
breachofcontract
Looks like every brisket in Texas I’ve ever had
bradyso
4.5 on Google Maps. Fake reviews? One person said the smoke flavor was really strong but Fat Guy said no smoke flavor. What’s the straight skinny here?
thuglifecarlo
Worst brisket I ever ate was from deployment. Tired my jaw out because it was so hard.
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That’s a shame.
Looks pretty 💩
Looks like they baked it.
As a novice…what am I looking for here? What’s “off”
Name them so we can never go there.
Outlaw bbq in Erie,PA
Look nasty
Looks like jerky
That doesn’t even look like it was cooked right.
Lincoln Riley would be proud if this.
Did they steam it instead of smoke?
Lmao, they made roast beef. Probably was cooked at 350-400.
Did they hire John Cornyn as a pitmaster or something?
Looks like pot roast or something
Looks like they cooked it in an Alto Shamm or any number of other restaurant appliances, I don’t believe it was smoked, and the fat is not rendered.
None of the fat is rendered, so it’s gonna be tough af.
I think that’s actually a boot sole.
Fat didn’t even render
At least they did a good job not rendering that fat and making it look inedible. That is a difficult task in the bbq/smoking world but they nailed it. 10/10 would drive by and remember this post!
Looks like it was cooked in the microwave.
Looks like it came out of a bag, pre-cooked. My condolences
I had brisket in a VA hospital one time.
It was so sorry i dont ever bring it up? BTW I swear I am not that guy. But it looked close to this and reminded me.
Not good at all
Looks like Vietnamese pho brisket
Did they boil it?
I’ve never smoked a brisket but I’ve done a better job smoking a brisket then that
My dog would take a sniff of this and be like, “Alright, I’ll eat it, but don’t act like you’re doing me a favor.”
OMG, have they deployed the emergency therapists? this is bad
I’ve never once seen good brisket served next to a side of fries.
Honestly it looks like it was cooked hot and fast. Fat isn’t rendered well and looks overdone.
Looks mid-rare…
Looks like every brisket in Texas I’ve ever had
4.5 on Google Maps. Fake reviews? One person said the smoke flavor was really strong but Fat Guy said no smoke flavor. What’s the straight skinny here?
Worst brisket I ever ate was from deployment. Tired my jaw out because it was so hard.
It’s got a corned beef look to it