The worst brisket I have ever made. Dry as the desert. Horrific.
The worst brisket I have ever made. Dry as the desert. Horrific.
by Wiscback
27 Comments
sulivan1977
Time to make brisket chili. Or Texas beans.
gaydhd
It looks like a giant burnt pork chop
pug_fugly_moe
Any thoughts on why?
Dependent_Top_4425
That looks terrible! Thanks for sharing!
Cute_Judgment_3893
Sir this is shitty food porn; we’re only interested in ramen and hotdogs with wierd stuff on them.
TheBatman-Atl
Marinade it in beef broth, you can save it.
Altair-Solis
What did you cook that in? The desert?
Wader_Man
“Five star meat!” – the dog.
bigjungus11
Mmm grandmas cooking
PJRama1864
Apologize to the cow…then make chili.
Lonely-Connection-37
Sweet baby rays on a bun it’ll be fine
Sodali0550
….ill take it if you dont want it…
deezy54
BBQ beef sandwiches. All day long.
RetMilRob
Put into a plastic bag and if you spill you can use it like a shamwow
glovato1
You got a nice smoke ring on it, im sure it tastes fine, just add a little sauce and have some bbq brisket sandwiches
Me_Want_Pie
Id still eat it covered in sauce
General_Reposti_Here
How does that happen?
BigBlueDane
I’d still fuck with it. Good excuse to drown it in bbq sauce
Adorable_Heretic
I’ld cut it as fine as possible and then just use it for sandwiches. As others siad, you can also heat up the slices in beef broth and serve it with salted potatoes, root veggies and horseradish sauce
lbrector
If it makes you feel better I fucked up 14 pounds of pork shoulder last weekend. Absolutely terrible with no flavor.
PinkEyeFromBreakfast
I’d still devour all that. Just mother it in hot chili oil and were good to go.
FireFangRedMoon
Hey it still looks good tho
GiraffeChaser
Looks good from here
ACatWalksIntoABar
Lovingly smoking something for hours and hours, just for this to happen 😭😭😭 I’m so sorry, friend
TheCrimePie
Damn bro, got that Ben Shapiro’s wife vibe
unclejoe1917
That smoke ring is legit though. You can do a lot with it as an ingredient. Chop it up with some BBQ sauce, you’ve got sandwiches. Chop it up and add it to Mac and cheese. Well, there are two things. I’m either brain farting on other things or I was full of shit and there are two things.
27 Comments
Time to make brisket chili. Or Texas beans.
It looks like a giant burnt pork chop
Any thoughts on why?
That looks terrible! Thanks for sharing!
Sir this is shitty food porn; we’re only interested in ramen and hotdogs with wierd stuff on them.
Marinade it in beef broth, you can save it.
What did you cook that in? The desert?
“Five star meat!” – the dog.
Mmm grandmas cooking
Apologize to the cow…then make chili.
Sweet baby rays on a bun it’ll be fine
….ill take it if you dont want it…
BBQ beef sandwiches. All day long.
Put into a plastic bag and if you spill you can use it like a shamwow
You got a nice smoke ring on it, im sure it tastes fine, just add a little sauce and have some bbq brisket sandwiches
Id still eat it covered in sauce
How does that happen?
I’d still fuck with it. Good excuse to drown it in bbq sauce
I’ld cut it as fine as possible and then just use it for sandwiches. As others siad, you can also heat up the slices in beef broth and serve it with salted potatoes, root veggies and horseradish sauce
If it makes you feel better I fucked up 14 pounds of pork shoulder last weekend. Absolutely terrible with no flavor.
I’d still devour all that. Just mother it in hot chili oil and were good to go.
Hey it still looks good tho
Looks good from here
Lovingly smoking something for hours and hours, just for this to happen 😭😭😭 I’m so sorry, friend
Damn bro, got that Ben Shapiro’s wife vibe
That smoke ring is legit though. You can do a lot with it as an ingredient. Chop it up with some BBQ sauce, you’ve got sandwiches. Chop it up and add it to Mac and cheese. Well, there are two things. I’m either brain farting on other things or I was full of shit and there are two things.
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